For years Banoongus lived the ordinary life, but one cannot deny their inner most desires for ever.

Bunoongas via Wikipedia

It was an ordinary village like any other. Everybody played a role of predictable monotony. The men went to work as the men had done for 20 generations, constructing giant fighting endoskeletons for the planet’s alien overlords. The women stayed at home as the women had done for 20 generations, baking, sewing, cleaning, and boiling the oil from the livers of sewage rats to lubricate the giant fighting endoskeletons made by the men-folk.

Overall nobody complained too much. They were treated well by their masters as long as they met their quotas, and in return they were fed, clothed and allowed to fornicate. There were stories of horror from other villages where the townsfolk were required to clean the toes of the giant alien overlords in preparation for their battles. This in itself sounded innocent enough except that the aliens each had 53 toes and they had to be cleaned by licking. Indeed, constructing giant endoskeletons was a far superior form of work.

For 20 generations man and woman alike knew their function from birth, and any signs of dissent of ordained destiny were ruthlessly and efficiently suppressed. This was well known by Banoongus who at 38 years of age had the standard life – a wife, 2 children, and a pet gorgonzola lizard (an alien rodent that looked like a goanna but smelt like moldy cheese. Every family was required to house a gorgonzola lizard as their droppings were used as a key ingredient for the endoskeleton hydraulic fluid). Banoongus was very content with his wife Bunoongus, his son Binoongus and his daughter Bonoongus. They were loving, caring and respected his role in keeping the village way of life. Banoongus was however restless and was internally distraught.

Banoongus hated his traditional role and harbored a secret desire. A desire so dark and perverted he could not dare share it with anyone – not even Bunoongus. Even though Bunoongus loved him dearly, Banoongus knew that she would in a heartbeat report him to the nearest liver oil depot and have him processed – better him to lick giant puss covered alien toes than her – so would be her reasoning. As hard as Banoongus tried though, he could not suppress his urges and eventually he succumbed and followed his heart. For five years he secretly followed his filthy passion…his forbidden love…and for five years he did well to keep it secret. Eventually however his family became suspicious.

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  • raptor22 on Sep 9, 2009

    That\’s some imagination you got there :)

  • lillyrose on Sep 9, 2009

    brilliant! loved it, very funny!

  • Mr Ghaz on Sep 9, 2009

    Excellent!..well written article and very interesting read as always..I LOVED it..Thanks for sharing D moss

  • Morgana on Sep 9, 2009

    OHHH lol What a materialistic wife. She was ready to get him in trouble until she thought about the money that could be made.

  • LOVELYHONEY on Sep 9, 2009

    such an extraordinary picture

    one can only stare at and not go beyond

    so next time please write

    and then down below

    plant that beauty again

  • cutedrishti8 on Sep 9, 2009

    Nice one ….Great work…

  • raman13 on Sep 9, 2009

    Good One

  • spiritwalker on Sep 9, 2009

    That was very entertaining indeed by dear duffungus

  • Paul Roberts on Sep 9, 2009

    Wow! That was something! Friend, fan, smile

  • Faith Hodge on Sep 9, 2009

    Funny and fun reading. Geez what names! LOL Never know what is coming next!

  • kate smedley on Sep 10, 2009

    You are just too funny dude!! I am going to have to read this one again …the names alone made me laugh!

  • BullwinkleMuse on Sep 10, 2009

    And here I was, all this time washing my nose clippings down the drain. Who knew? Very entertaining, Duff!

  • Marie Milton on Sep 10, 2009

    This was hilerious Duff. You are definitely the master of the challenge : ))
    A really GREAT one!!!. SUPER : ))

  • XXElleXX on Sep 10, 2009

    FOCL!!! (Falling off chair laughing) – I couldn’t stop laughing!! TRDMF(Tears running down my face) – You are a genius and you know what they say about genius and insanity – I wish I had the ability to plunge into the unknown and absorb whatever it is you’ve been absorbing JJ (Just joking). ‘ Banoongus was hunched over and pumping at his tool with ferocious fervor. His knuckles were white from the force of his hold and he was pumping with tremendous force. He had a look of utmost moronity on his face as the excitement of his activity well outweighed his shame.’ – :-} I thought he was milking the snake LOL!!

  • N. Lloyd Andrews on Sep 10, 2009

    You are the champion Duff. Hands down. You rule. Although not quite enough for me to lick your toes clean.

  • Johanny Lisbeth on Sep 10, 2009

    lol great piece you got here Duff!

  • Brenda Nelson on Sep 13, 2009

    unexpected ending, good sci-fi

  • miraj on Sep 13, 2009

    What can I say dude?you have the wonderful gift to bring laughter to the world.which is much needed in these times.What a name choice,I’ll return to it again.Excellent work.

  • I Have Had Enough on Sep 13, 2009

    I like funny; and you do it well.

  • B.S. Kitty on Sep 13, 2009

    Hilarious. Oh my god. You had me, Bunoongus.

  • oldster on Sep 14, 2009

    Sa’ripper mate–Great tale.

  • Rod Ferrandino on Sep 14, 2009

    Duff built it, and someone came.

  • Darla Cooke on Sep 14, 2009

    This is a great story! I really enjoyed reading it.

  • hfj on Sep 14, 2009

    You have the mind of someone who writes sci-fi flicks. Only you Duff, could come up with a story like this, and to pull it off so well is artistic to say the least. Very funny and enjoyable read. Well done friend.

  • Ruby Hawk on Sep 14, 2009

    What an exciting story. I was so worried for Bonnagus. no kidding, I would pay for this book. I have paid for much less interesting ones.

  • Theresa Johnson on Sep 15, 2009

    yet another wonderfully twisted piece,duff

  • J.L. Eck on Sep 15, 2009

    hehehe….

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