Anyway, his interests include writing music, drawing sweet pictures, yelling at kids, jumping off of stuff, punching, cursing, running, and playing soccer. He has three older siblings: Ryan, Kellie, and James. While Ryan and “Jaybird” are utterly useless, Kellie is studying something that starts with “psy-“ making her a future millionaire. Sean plans to attend Christopher Newport University, where he will study composing. But, being the narly dude he is, he may also attempt to write an awesome novel.

His other career options consist of, but are not limited to surfing on flaming chainsaws, being a ninja, throwing large things out of windows, and head-butting chairs. He drives the hottest car in the world, a gold Volvo 850, and sings pretty much all the time. There are several things “Billtog” wants to do before he dies, such as eating pizza in space, piloting an airplane full of homeless people and jack-o-lanterns, stomp on flowers, and drive over a cliff while drinking Kool-aid. Sean’s future looks very promising, especially if that rash on his foot clears up by next week.