A look at some of the lighter moments of recruiting U.S. Marines during the Vietnam conflict.

I attended recruiting school at MCRD, San Diego. As with most schools in the Marine Corps we were allowed to select three choices of assignment. For whatever reason, I selected San Francisco as my first choice. Surprise! I got it.

Introduction

Reporting in I went to Treasure Island, the headquarters of the Twelfth Marine Corps Recruiting District. I was assigned to the Recruiting Station, San Francisco so I left TI and went to Alameda (a suburb of Oakland) and reported in to that recruiting station. I was, further, assigned to Recruiting Substation (RSS), San Francisco, so I was sent across the bay to that office.

Located in the basement of the federal building, the RSS was spacious, shabby, and filled with a bunch of derelicts, drunks, and really sharp Marines. I met Master Gunnery Sergeant Percy Hairston for the first time, our NCOIC (Non-Commissioned Officer In Charge). Medium height, skinny as hell, lousy teeth, he had a really keen sense of humor. He constantly told people that he was the brother of “Happy” Hairston, the basketball player. Naturally he wasn’t, but it made for some great conversations in the office.

As soon as they found out that I could type over a hundred WPM I became the clerk. For the first three or four months I typed up all the reports, enlistment contracts, letters, and whatever else. I occasionally talked to applicants and managed to enlist five or six and approached Top Hairston one afternoon to point out that each recruiter was supposed to enlist three applicants per month.

“Max, don’t worry about it. Come over here.” He took me to his desk and showed me the log he kept. I was astounded that I had enlisted three applicants each month since I reported in. “All of us have our jobs to do,” he told me. “As long as you do what I tell you, you’ll make quota.”

Nuff said. We had, at the time, seven recruiters in the sub-station. One in San Rafael, one way out on Ocean Avenue, and five of us in the main office. Here’s the breakdown. The recruiting station was in Alameda. The sub-station was in San Francisco, and the Ocean Avenue and San Rafael offices were called Permanent Contact Stations. I had been there several months when Top Hairston decided to make a change in personnel. Gunny Roberts, manning the PCS Ocean Avenue, was recalled to the RSS and I was sent out to take his place.

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  • April on Jul 27, 2008

    I really liked the training thing with the starting pistol. Are you really allowed to fire a gun in a classroom?

  • Mike on Aug 19, 2008

    Egg rolls? I’ve been in the VFW twelve years and we have NEVER served egg rolls at one of our dinners. As an old doggie I’ll say that I’m ashamed to admit that when we had drill competitions, we usually had marines as judges. Still steams me!

  • Kaitlan on Aug 21, 2008

    I loved it, gimme more. Surely more strange, weird, funny things happpened. Please tell all.

  • Irene on Aug 23, 2008

    My husband was a navy recruiter in 1993 and told me a lot of stories but nothing like these. Maybe he should have been in San Francisco.

  • Richie on Sep 11, 2008

    I was in RSS San Mateo 75-78 and didn\’t have to worry about the Vietnam thing, but I never had that much fun! Semper Fi!

  • Art on Oct 24, 2008

    This is the third of your stories I’ve read and like your style. Injection humour into serious subjects relieves solid reading and it’s refreshing. More, please.

  • Toni on May 9, 2009

    I just found your blog and am starting to read everything you’ve written. This is awesome and I can only add, Semper Fi

  • Al on Jul 9, 2009

    Max and I have been friends for years and he told me he was a recruiter but he never told me any of these stories. I wish he had.

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