This is my entry to the writing challenge involving Mangy Werewolves and Vampires.

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I knew the meaning of life but then I forgot it.  I had written it down and mailed it to the New Yorker but they rejected it.  I talked it over with my Priest and he denied it. I spoke about it with the Governor and he buried it.  I went to a bar, had a drink and spoke to the bartender but he already knew it.  A beautiful women over heard the conversation and offered to buy me another drink.  I accepted the drink and we discussed it over several more, some on me some on her.  We went back to her hotel room and lived it.  The next morning she told me of her husband and children and her life back in Kansas.  She said it was complicated, but that she enjoyed it.

 I wandered the streets, bought a hot dog, sat in the park and pondered it.  The hot dog wasn’t good so I just held it.  Then a pigeon landed nearby and I threw him a piece of the bun he consumed it.  It brought me joy I can’t explain it.  Soon I had a flock of pigeons surrounding me and I was completely out of hot dog and bun.  A bum sat on the bench next to me and told me how he loved to feed the pigeons also.  The man with nothing handed me half of a stale loaf of bread he had been given by the lady at the bakery.  I asked him why he didn’t eat the bread himself instead of feeding the pigeons. 

He told me he was hungrier for company than food.  I told him of the woman, he told me of time travel and how we had actually sat together 100 years before when he was a mangy werewolf and I was a vampire.  A bicycle drove by and scattered the pigeons.  He claimed the bicyclist was an enemy of the pigeons and had been sent by Gannet to disperse them back to their home planet. He said he had fought off many bicyclists but they had allies on horseback in the park that could read his mind and would lock him in the mind sucking chamber if he attacked anymore bicyclists. 

I asked if he had been locked up before.  He said many times.  I told him I was glad the pigeons had such a good friend and offered to buy him a hot dog.  He told me he did not need my charity.  A minute later a woman was walking by with her dogs and he stood up and offered to walk the dogs for a small fee.  The woman politely declined but handed him a 10 dollar bill.  He walked to the hot dog cart and bought two hot dogs and two drinks. 

He sat beside me and handed me one of the dogs along with an orange soda pop.  This time I enjoyed the hot dog and savored the soda.  I hadn’t had orange soda since I was a kid.  It was sweet and refreshing.  The bum told me he had urgent business but that he had enjoyed our conversation.  He hoped to talk to me sometime in the past and that he should go.  I nodded saying we surely shall talk before in another time, and I look forward to it. 

I made my way back to my house where I found my wife and child.  She asked where I had been; I talked of time travel and pigeons but kept the woman a secret.  She seemed to roll my answer around in her head and then she asked?  What is the meaning of all this? Why do we stay together?  What possible reason could we have to live, if you are crazy and I am unhappy? Why am I here?  I told her I knew yesterday, but today I forgot it.

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  • Katie Marie on Jul 2, 2009

    You’re a crazy nut that knows how to write. You fit right in here at Triond.

  • Phill Senters on Jul 2, 2009

    Tomorrow I knew what you mean, but today I’m not so sure.

  • sweetievee on Jul 2, 2009

    I don’t know why, but I really like this story a lot.

    I tend to feel the way the main character felt a lot. Do you think it’s because we really do not remember, or is it because we just change our minds/opinions a lot?

    Who the hell is that dude?

  • Morgana on Jul 2, 2009

    I really like it too.I thought you were going to leave it on the thread, unpublished. I’m glad you didn’t do that :)

  • NIN1971 on Jul 2, 2009

    This article brings to mind a quote I heard many eons ago: “Life is relationships; the rest is just details’..really liked this Brad O’Neill.

  • BradONeill on Jul 2, 2009

    Thanks a lot guys I have no idea who that picture is of. It just popped up in suggested images. He kind of looked like my main character to me so I put it up. OH crap he is a US Senator. Sam Brownback. This may have been a mistake.

  • Judith Dupree on Jul 2, 2009

    OOh Brad your such a talented fella , loved your story once again

  • BullwinkleMuse on Jul 2, 2009

    It’s like they say, “Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.” This was a fun read. What I enjoyed most was how its characters represented people in each person’s life; and what it revealed about their respective places in our lives by the ways each of them deals with the question of life’s meaning.

  • Debra. on Jul 2, 2009

    I agree with Winkle. Each person views life according to their own life experiences. An awesome tale; and I truly got a kick out of the ending! Very entertaining piece, Brad!

  • Joie Schmidt on Jul 3, 2009

    Interesting work that leaves much food for thought.

    Blessings.

    Sincerely,

    -Liane Schmidt.

  • Gringoperry on Jul 4, 2009

    This has been one of my favourite reads on Triond. Like Moose, i love the way the same question is posed througout, and the interpretations are so diverse, yet still bleed natural together. It also makes me think of that movie ‘Falling Down’, with Michael Douglas.

  • rizzei on Jul 5, 2009

    i loved reading this..the story has flown smoothly:)

  • goodselfme on Jul 5, 2009

    Well composed with such intrigue, very foreign to my life.

  • Darla Cooke on Jul 6, 2009

    An interesting story.

  • rutherfranc on Jul 6, 2009

    that one posted in the threads is not PG 13… it is R18! just the way I liked it..

  • Duff D Moss on Jul 6, 2009

    It’s a pity they didn’t let you publish the one you posted in the results thread. I don’t really know why – it wasn’t too graphic. Anyway I really enjoyed it. I also really liked this one too – it was zany.

    Thanks for playing dude. I hope you don’t let the publishing issues prevent you from having a go next round.

  • RS Wing on Jul 7, 2009

    Not only well written but hysterical, with all due respect, this should have been at the top with gringo perrys entry to this challenge. Read a few, thought that gringos was the best but I didn’t view them all, but this is top shelf minus any blood and gore that was obviously unnecessary for a quality entry….great story man!

  • Scout on Jul 7, 2009

    Brad, that was f##king brilliant man, you are really good and the talent just oozes through the “kayboard”,irish slant.Good write, great to have another genious on board…regards Scout

  • J L Williams on Jul 7, 2009

    As you can probably work out from the array of comments already gracing the wall of this piece, you are very entertaining writer…this had a very strong start and the humorous matter-of-fact tone was well-maintained throughout

    Highly enjoyable!

  • Cebah on Jul 12, 2009

    mmm interesting read, totally mad but enjoyable at the same time :) liked!

  • Gagandeep on Aug 30, 2009

    Hey, Brad, thanks for providing this link to me in the thread. This was a great article! It got me thinking. It sounds crazy, but I still loved it. You’re very talented Brad.
    (I put a “Like” on this article, my first ever!)

  • chantell on Sep 14, 2009

    That was a great story

  • hfj on Apr 7, 2010

    That was true love how you answered your wife at the end when she started that nagging. Everything you learned the day before was lost when the nagging started…haha This was a very good story with a lot of meaning friend. Well done.

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