1. Why do I have to ask for napkins or condiments when I go through the drive-thru at fast food restaurants? If I buy fries I think they should give me at least one packet of ketchup per order of fries. Complimentary. And I should never have to ask for napkins. If I’m eating on the road do they expect me to use my sleeve to wipe my mouth?

2. Why do employers want a two week notice when employees resign but, they don’t give employees a two week notice when they decide to fire them? No fair.

3. Why do people keep committing crimes with all of the forensic science available these days? DNA might as well stand for Date (of birth), Name, Address or maybe Definitely Not Anonymous. And for some, Dummy Not Again (for repeat offenders)!

4. Why do Americans believe that Asian restaurant owners cook and sell dog meat yet continue to seek out the All You Can Eat buffets? Is it that Americans secretly desire to know what dog taste like?

5. Why are we being charged more for less? It’s bad enough when products stay the same and prices increase but it’s absolutely ridiculous when products are reduced in size, amount or quantity and the price still goes up. We’ll soon be paying Dollar Menu prices for bite sized burgers that fit in the palm of a toddler’s hand and the Dollar Menu will be called the Dollar and a Half Menu. And you guys that bottle the beverages don’t think I haven’t noticed that a few sips are missing from my bottles, ALL of them. Keep this up and I’ll have to start sending my bottles back in for some FREE refills. Oh and Yes, Lil snack cake girl now that you’ve gone from rags to riches don’t forget where you came from. I remember when you were satisfied with a quarter and you gave ample. Now you’re charging almost double that price for what’s beginning to look like a sample.

6. Why are so many people still leaving the restrooms without washing their hands? These are the very first people that are always extending their arms to shake someones hand or they always want to invite you to their homes for dinner. I have three words for these people, “No, thank you”. I know, I know you thought my three words were going to be, “Nasty, yuck, gross“, right?  I changed my mind.  I wanted to be nice.