7. Why is it that you never really (personally) hear about the winners of contest and give a ways from popular companies that convince consumers to buy more of certain products to increase their chances of winning? I mean, surely you would eventually come across someones mother’s cousin’s twice removed niece married to the brother of a neighbor’s girlfriend’s daughter’s son (all that to say, somebody ) that has won, right? Wrong. At least, it hasn’t happened to me yet. What about you?

8. Why did you buy all of that water for Y2K? Do you even remember? Do you even remember what Y2K stands for now? Y or Y not? Thinking back, how do you feel about all of the water that you bought during that time and how much do you have left? I know you still have some.

9. Why don’t companies remove the “t” from food products that read Lite? In a lot of cases the products are better in one way and worse in other ways. These companies should just be honest and tell the truth. Companies could put labels on food products that read, “You will surely die after eating too much of this” or “Consuming these products increase your chances of having the worst health ever” and we, being the smart humans that we are would still buy the products and pay good money for the products too.  Don’t believe me? Ask the tobacco companies.

10. Why?! Why is your thong showing? Baby, that’s not sexy, that’s nasty looking. Fix it. Buy bigger pants…longer shirts, maybe? Go thong-less or something? I don’t care but please…

…Stop showing that thong! Yeah, maybe when thongs first became popular it was cool to let it show (so people knew that you had jumped on the bandwagon also) but now everyone is wearing one so no one needs to see yours.

Please visit Triond – Literary Princess’s Profile or www.triond.com/users/Literary+Princess for a variety of articles by Literary Princess.