Overcoming stress with quotes

Overcoming your stress with quotes is possible and in fact, easier than you might think. All you have to do is go to Epic Quotes and search for top quotes and spend around 10 minutes each day reading funny quotes that can make you laugh. You will find quotes on almost every category and subject that you can imagine of. When you feel pressured at work and are really tensed, read a few of the funny quotes and you will immediately start seeing things in a lighter way and would feel more relaxed in the process. If you are having problems with your spouse, read a few quotes on men, women or relationships and you would definitely be smiling.

A little humor maybe all you need

There is no question that modern is so stressful. It seems like nearly everyone is facing his/her share of problems. People are stressed because they do not have anything to do, they are stressed because they do not have the time to do anything, they are stressed when they do not have a job and even stressed when they have a lot of work to do. Stress has become part of our lives. However, you can forget about it momentarily and let these funny quotes tickle your funny bone. Laugh as much as you can each day and you would definitely feel yourself managing your stress better. If you want to live life the best way you can, and enjoy it too, then the best thing to do is to enjoy the funny part of life.

Pick up a few latest quotes from Epic Quotes and use them in your day-to-day life. This would be the best way to keep yourself entertained whenever you feel down or tensed and even post your own quotes with the rest of the world. The next time you feel down, use these quotes to manage your stress and you would instantly be more relaxed and happy.

Make your valentine day special by create fun in your relations because happiness is the key factor for healthy and wealthy life. People want to do those things that can change their relation in a unique and stylish way. There are many more ways that helps a person in creating fun in their life but how we create fun on our valentine is a different thing. You can send some funny gifts, funny messages, funny pleasant etc but the best thing to inspire your love with fun is the funny valentine day quotes. It makes a person happy with laughing extremely when he/she reads that quote because love with fun is stronger than love with serious behavior so the choice is in your own hands.

“I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.”

Demanding fun from the side of your lover is also insists you to reads funny valentine day quotes to your lovers. Funny quotes include funny messages, funny SMS, jokes, funny advices, funny romantic quotes and many more. We love our friends, colleagues, classmates, relatives and lovers from core of our heart. So, it is also our duty to give them love with full potential and make their life happy. Funny valentine day quotes develop much easier way to make your day unique, stylish and creative in front of our lovers. Fun is the only thing which never ever makes you sad without any reason but it makes you happy with lots of love, protection of relationship and also strong feelings for the person whom we love.

I was shitting in the girl’s bathroom at my job. Shitting didn’t mesh with me very well. In fact I hate it, it reminds me of myself. Why was I in the girl’s bathroom? Well I used to work at a gymnastics academy. Leotards and stunted growth was the burger and the shake. My job there was fairly simple. I would clean bathrooms and the waiting area, where parents would sit and watch with their popcorn, drama, and busy schedules. The girl’s bathroom was typically off limits for me though. No way jose.

A couple years before I was hired, I was working as a bellhop at the Carlyle hotel in New York. One day a family pulled up in their platinum grilled limo. As a matter of fact, it was the family’s personal limo. They were Middle Eastern racists. I initially couldn’t see through the tint, but once the door opened I saw the most adorable little girl. She looked like a two year old hybrid of Shirley temple and Drew Barrymore. She couldn’t get out of the car seat so I went to pick her up. When I reached my arms out, my hands slid up her skirt and touched her butt. There were happy faces on her underwear so I couldn’t help but smile. To the neighboring eyes, I looked like a pedophile.

The little girl screamed, and her father and his 20,000 dollar watch tackled me. He had me pinned to the cement and his punchpunch, kickkick sounded like a two hit high hat closed, two kick drum rhythm. My amusement in this rose to laughter, as he painted his portrait with his knuckles. I attempted to ask this man if he was a musician but I couldn’t quite leap frog it over the cackles. My employees turned on my back by calling the feds, and Mr. Beauregarde charged me with molesting his daughter. There wasn’t nearly enough stable evidence to get me in the joint, but the charges landed me hundreds of hours of community service. The authorities chose after hours cleaning at a gymnastics gymnasium. Once my hours were completed, the owner hired me to work during the day. The owner had a real sweet tooth. I came across to her as sour but once I licked her lips, skimming that corner yellow tooth, she ate me up sweet. That’s how I got the job.

The girl’s bathroom smelt like citrus. On my side of the stall door there was a sign that read “Eating will make you skinny if you vent out your emotional fat. Meetings for persons with eating disorders anonymous. Every Thursday at the town library, 7:30 sharp.” At first I didn’t come close to thinking of attending. The words eating disorder made me think of all those Hollywood popular’s, whose heads look like jimmy neutron’s compared to their frail frames. I don’t see how any one human being could be attracted to some twigs and flesh. To the men it must be the expansiveness of their mouths; how ironic.

Though then, I recognized my disobedience to my prevalent eating disorder by the feces falling. Back then I looked weak as if I had terminal cancer. My face was shrunk inside and my thick eyelids hung out like a rolling hill. Veins in my neck were seen as little bones and my ribs formed valleys of skin. These meetings were for me. I left the girl’s bathroom and let my scrutiny hold on to the jumping and bending girls. They looked like gazelles and cheetahs; so moveable, so graceful.

I wish I had people jumping and bending for me. To get close to me, and figure me the fuck out. People say I look intimidating and unpresentable. No, I’m fucking depressed and sorrowful. Sorry I look sad when I fucking actually am. I’ll make you a promise. If you approached me, it wouldn’t take much to make me smile. Give it a chance.

I headed to my first meeting dressed in my father’s naval academy suit, and it dawned on me that I perhaps would be the only man there. The nervousness set in, and my bowels were initiated. What worse could happen? Once I arrived, I was greeted by only one other member. She didn’t have boney hips, hollowed cheeks, or toothpick biceps. Instead, she had more than curvy hips, rosy thick cheeks, and cleavage a little dog could get lost in. Almost like a plus size Sherilyn Fenn. All I wanted to do was rest my head on her sleep appealing bosom. She more than likely weighed more than 150 pounds more than anyone that was going to show up. It was all evenly proportional  though, no extra fat or sagginess one part of her embodiment, or any loss of self-adherence to her beauty.  

She had the same look in her eyes that I had had. A look of a forgotten emerald in the lost city of Atlantis buried under feet of sand. The stunning plumpness was the coral that led you to the long lustrous face. My bowels had left. I didn’t feel like shit. I grinned and squinted my eyes at her while I sat down a few seats away. What was she doing here? Should I ask her name? Are you supposed to say your name at an anonymous meeting?

Everyone started showing up and the session proceeded. A couple girls from the gymnasium showed up, but it was primarily mature porn stars, which walked like they had a stick up their ass. Maybe they did? I don’t remember much from the first session. I couldn’t rest my stares from this out of place woman. It was like studying an elephant swim under water, questioning its delicacy, not unusualness. I ate four burritos that night.

I noticed improvement in myself over the next several weeks. It wasn’t the sessions though, it was her. The stories, the cries, the lack of acceptance, displaced itself to my forgotten beach while her watery complexion got drunk off my eye juice.  She started to notice me. The seat distance got shorter between us, until eventually we were right next to each other.

Jacqueline: My name is Jacqueline (giggles)

Kingsley: My name is Kingsley (giggles)

Jacqueline: What are you doing here Kingsley?

Kingsley: It’s kinda strange.

Jacqueline: How so?

Kingsley: I don’t want to gross you out. Your stomach is probably already weak, I don’t want to-

Jacqueline: Are you calling me fat?

Kingsley: No I-

Jacqueline: Haha I’m just fucking with you. I have the so called “suspected cause of obeseness .” I eat my problems.

Kingsley: I would love to be your problem. I mean I really like you for some reason (shakes head, embarrassed). I know it’s been only like eight hours of stares and smiles, but I feel something between us. Between our empty space.

Jacqueline: Kingsley. If I can’t even tell you your eating disorder at an eating disorder meeting, then I can confidently call you a stranger.

Kingsley: Yeah you’re right. Sorry (chuckles). I mean thanks, I’m not sure what I’m trying to say, it’s-

Jacqueline: Stop talking. After this meeting why don’t you come over to my place? For coffee. (smirk, says with elegant voice jokingly).

Kingsley: Okay (Intrigued).

                I couldn’t wait for that meeting to be over. I truly did not give a fuck about the women’s problems. What the fuck was I doing there? I was afraid to look at my own shit? She lived in a small apartment above an Irish pub. We had to travel through the drunkenness to get to the stairs up to her room. All the men  looked at her like they wanted to fuck her and then kill me. I asked her what that was about and she told me she gets to pay a lower rent if she fucks the owner’s customers. I thought of the worst reply to that statement and accidently said it. “So your telling me if I bought a beer, you’d fuck me?” While I uttered this out she was reaching for the coffee grounds I had asked for, then she shut the cupboard empty handed. I apologized and told her I didn’t mean it, but she didn’t respond. She walked over to the couch I was uncomfortably sitting on and began asking me questions.

Jacqueline: Are you going to tell me why you go to these eating disorder things? Let me guess, you do it because you like to fuck girls with eating disorders. I bet you get off on that (shaking head, pointing).

Kingsley: No Jacqueline. I do have a problem. I do not eat because I hate shitting. It reminds me of myself.

Jacqueline: What about if you shit on me?

Kingsley: Wait what?

Jacqueline: Haha I’m fucking with you again. I guess we both don’t think before we talk. ( suggestive giggles)

Kingsley: Yeah (looks down at pillow, fake laughs).

Jacqueline: Kingsley, the truth is, I’m really intrigued by you too. I can’t explain it. I came to the meetings to get help from the people as a whole. But I’ve gotten it from your quiet presence.

Kingsley: That’s exactly how I feel Jacqueline. I don’t even know you, but I feel like I’m in you and your in me.

Jacqueline: Kingsley, I want you in me.

                Right then she leaped from her side of the couch onto mine. She pinned my arms against the arm of the couch. She said no more, and stripped my clothes off. My nude was only exposed for a fragment of a second before she licked all my skin. With her hand on my crotch, I had no doubts in my mind what she wanted from me. Kingsley, I want you in me. She bit my ear and neck and I liked the way it felt. I had never been bit before; it gave me dragonflies in my stomach.

                Then things got different. I soon thought maybe Jacqueline didn’t want my reason for existence, but instead wanted my whole existence. The bites got worse and were located in unusual locations, like the armpit, upper hip, and butt cheek. Blood was slightly trickling out, but for the first few minutes I didn’t reject. I was still a virgin at the time. Then I heard her whisper “Kingsley, darling, let’s eat each other.” I got up and pulled my boxers up.

Kingsley: What’s going on? HuH? (frantic)

Jacqueline: Kingsley, we were brought together by our eating problems. I told you I eat my problems. Well I have never had the feelings I feel for you. You’re the biggest problem I’ve faced. I don’t know how to react to these feelings, so it’s only instinct to want to eat you.

Kingsley: Jacqueline, either you’re confused or I am. This isn’t some sort of innuendo for a sexual favor, is it? You see I don’t know this stuff because I’m a virg-

Jacqueline: (Pins me down again) DO NOT OPEN YOUR MOUTH UNLESS MY BUSTY FLESH IS IN IT. START AT MY TITS. I SEE YOU LOOK AT THEM! EAT THEM KINGSLEY, THEN SWALLOW THEM WITH THE WARM MILK INSIDE. I’VE BEEN HARVESTING THIS MILK FOR AGES. IT’S CALLING YOUR NAME. EAT ME KINGSLEY. EAT ME!

                I kicked her in the crotch and ran out of the apartment. When the bar noticed my exit, a few drunks crawled up the stairs. Women definitely don’t mean what they say when they ask you to come back to their house for “coffee.”

Brittany Fedukowicz

You can go for vision books instead of vision board, vision book can tell a story of the life you want to create for yourself from optimum health to your desired lifestyle. Finally, let’s take a look at how to make vision board in five simple and fun steps.

Brainstorm

Create a mood for the big thing which is going to transform your life. Take a long and deep sleep at night for a refreshed you in the morning. Sit back and allow you to open up and set your imagination free. Think beyond what you think is practical without considering the limiting possibilities or scarce resources you have got.

Explore

put some nice music on and start your hunt for the images, colors, quotes and writing in magazines or on internet depending on your preference for poster or desktop vision board. For vision book, you can follow a certain theme or life story you want to create for yourself. For instance, starting from getting up early, hitting gym/doing yoga on beach, a beautiful mansion, home office, or exact amount of money you want to earn.

 Pick

after collecting considerable amount of inspiring images and writing, choose the best of them and adjust it on vision board in as appealing manner you can.

Spice up

add inspiring and motivational quotes, your own power words, or remarks with pictures.

Adjust

finally, place your vision board where you can face it as often as possible, yes! Frequency is important.

Continuous inspiration from vision board can be your guide to the future, by helping you to identify and clarify your dreams, prioritizing them, crafting their blueprints and managing the resources to finally get there.

Caution

During brainstorming, don’t question yourself for whatever comes to your mind, be open and considerate towards your thoughts.

Don’t get lost in colors, images and beautiful writing. It will only make your vision board cluttered. Keep the purpose of Vision board alive and select what actually inspires you. Clutter-free and specific vision board helps you become laser focused on your goals, a.k.a. desires. Most interesting vision board I have ever heard of is a figure written on roof that is to be achieved in terms of money. The idea behind writing it on roof was seeing it as soon as the eyes open.

Hint: select the only ones that inspired you instantly and gripped your attention for long time.

Vision boards should not be static, you can change or replace the pictures as often as you get inspired-unchangeable part is the desire.

Lastly, vision board is only for you, so don’t look for what other people are doing with it. All you need is to follow your heart and get inspired every day. Good luck!

I will try my level best to write articles on all subjects to attract readers of many interests and hopefully gain more recognition and a lot more fans to follow my articles so I can return the favour and read some of their in my time.

I had joined Triond in December and already in my first month I smashed the Paypal threshold and received a nice payment on the 12th of Jan of $2.82 (£1.79 GBP) and made a ton of friends. So for all of you guys that ask if Triond is still worth it, in my honest opinion it is!

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If my calculations are correct I need to write around 2.5 articles daily for the rest of the year in order for me to successfully complete my challenge.

1,000 – 127

= 873

873/350

= 2.5 Per Day

2.5*7

= 17.5 Per Week

2.5*30

= 75 Per Month

So YEAH 2 and a half articles daily, should be a breeze.

I’ll keep this updated and let my readers see my progress every Sunday so watch out for me on Sundays .

Currently my articles consist of 100 different Love Quotes, 15 Beautiful Lines, A guide on How to Make Money on Skyrim, A guide on How to Level Up to 99 Pick Pocketing on Skyrim, How you can make money with LinkBucks, How I make an extra Income, Nick Cannon’s Hospitalized Story, 10 Randoms Fact that make you go WTF, Top 10 World’s Slimmest Phones of 2012 and my SUPER SPECIAL POEM plus much more!

And of course Payment Proof for December 2011.

Some single parents may relate with my story. I have been left behind twice by someone who I loved and trusted. Ever since my second child was born, there are a lot of negative comments about me by my own family. They have treated me so bad to the point that my own father even looked at me with disgust as if I am a whore. I was never involved with a married man. But it seems that they have made up their mind that being left behind with a child to take care on my own is my own fault. I wonder, do they even thought that it is not my fault on my own?

I know, I am the victim in this situation. I am facing a huge problem financially but still, I am trying to stand up so I will be able to support my children on my own. I am willing to do anything for them even without any help from their fathers. However, it seems that those people who should be cheering on me to fight are the ones who are pulling me down. They are very eager to make me aware of how stupid I was of having my second baby. How can a pro-life becomes stupid? 

They are all saying it is my fault. I should have done this and that. But I never heard anyone from my family that my ex-boyfriend is the bad guy. That it is all his fault and he should be ashamed for abandoning a helpless child. Instead, they made me feel that I should be ashamed that I have decided to keep both my children alive. I pity them more than myself. I don’t know why God created these kind of people and assigned them to be my so called family.

As for me, I have no regrets of keeping my two beautiful daughters. I promise that they will not be treated the same way as my biological family treated me. I don’t have to waste my time trying to prove to them they were wrong. I am busy getting back at my feet again because I know that my children needs me and they are now my own family. 

Photo – Google Image

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‘There are two ways of meeting difficulties. You alter the difficulties or you alter yourself to meet them.’ –  Phyllis Bottome

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‘There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that’s your own self.’ - Aldous Huxley 

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‘If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.’ - E. Jean Carroll

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‘Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it.’ - Irving Berlin

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‘Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.’ - Carl Jung

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‘The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.’ - Mark Twain

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‘Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.’ - Lou Holtz

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‘Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.’ – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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‘Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality.’ – Kazantzakis

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‘You are the most important asset you have; treat yourself accordingly.’ - Lucy MacDonald

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Photo – Google Images

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Friendship isn’t a big thing – it’s a million little things.
Author Unknown
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.
Douglas Pagels
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Sicilian Proverb
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that
it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain
and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a
moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who
can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness,
that is a friend who cares.
Henri Nouwen
Shared joy is double joy, and shared sorrow is half-sorrow.
Swedish Proverb
Lord, You are my friend, and you are my fortress where I am safe. You are my shield, and you
made me the ruler of our people.
Psalm 144:2

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The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Elbert Hubbard
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done
a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…. It has no survival value; rather it is one of
those things that give value to survival.
C.S. Lewis
Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.
Plautus
If you’re alone, I’ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I’ll
be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I’ll just
be me. Author Unknown
Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little. E.W. Howe
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does
not consult his calendar. Robert Brault
Many a person has held close, throughout their entire lives, two friends that always remained
strange to one another, because one of them attracted by virtue of similarity, the other by
difference. ~Emil Ludwig
Let wisdom be your sister and make common sense your closest friend. Proverbs 7:4
Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Friendship needs no words – it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness.
Dag Hammarskjold

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What makes life like a tunnel?

It has two ends on either side of the long, dark, pathway.

And both ends mark the beginning of the unexpected.

LOVE LETTERS

They speak of countless feelings and emotions…

They send out messages of happiness… encouragement… even loneliness… regret…

They share fears, joys, wishes, hopes…

But they’re ONLY love letters.

They’re not the people who love.

REALIZATION

All of us are pretenders and dreamers. Sometimes, we try to think we are someone else… Someone who we’re not. But we can never run away from who we really are.

QUOTES

“I am not a capacitor. You cannot expect me to bypass all my troubles to ground.”

“If it bothers you too much, why bother?”

“Don’t let them prove to themselves that you are born for only one thing.”

“Act like you’re listening so that they’ll go away. And when they do, listen to yourself instead.”

“You don’t realize the value of time until you run out of it.”

“Whatever you say won’t make me who you want me to be. It’s whatever I do which will decide that for me.”

“If you know it isn’t worth it, just walk away and find something of worth.”