The 4th sequel to “The Retardis”. The Doc acquires a new companion, Turdlow, a redheaded teenager. But Megan is not in this script.

Captain Quirk’s 2nd adventure. Partly a lampoon of Star Trek III.

Brutal black comedy lampoon of the "Beauty and the Beast" style TV shows.

This is a gentle Lampoon of the Lost in Space TV series, but where one change is that the Judy character (Trudie) has been promoted to one of the four main characters at the expense of the Robot.

The third sequel to The Retardis. Petite Toots and Megan are still there, but we find ourselves in an alternative reality.

Written 1997, I originally plotted out four episodes for a TV series based on An Australian Christmas Carol. When I had no success with the Aussie TV networks I then tacked the four episodes together to make this distinctly episodic movie script.

From 1997, this is a sequel to The Retardis, with largely the same cast, but a new villainess, and three new heroes added.

This script (written 1996) is a fair indictment of U.S. Presidents, who after John Kennedy have comprised one sexual pervert, two inadequates, and the rest have been evil, fascist dictators.

Written in 1996 (long before "Scrubs") in Australia, this Film is set in the U.S.A. where they have the worst public hospital system in the developed world, where people are shuttled from hospital to hospital in ambulances, until they die en route when they don’t have credit cards or cash to pay in advance for their hospital stay. The U.S.A. should send ambassadors to Canada to check out their hospital system: the best in the world!

If you thought "The Life of Brian" was blasphemous, don’t read this! Actually it’s just meant to be good clean, black comedy set partly in the waiting room of Heaven.