I got a lot of reasons to do a fan fiction. I know apparently that my last one got the most reviews out of anything I’ve ever written, which is ironic because I don’t even like Twilight that much, but oh well. I decided to do another one, because there’s just a lot of things we can do with this that would be so freaking hilarious. So you know how Bella couldn’t choose whether to sleep with a dead person or a dog? Well, what if she had chosen to sleep with the dog? I think it would’ve played out horribly, probably something like this: She would choose Jacob, thinking that it wouldn’t hurt as much if she were to be with Edward. Yeah I think a lot of you can see how that would play out, because what if… Just what if, it was actually worse? :O I’m not good at these fan fiction things but I think she would’ve been so disatisfied with Jacob because… well, he’s a dog. Derp. Dogs aren’t exactly wonderful you know. I would imagine they’re horrible in bed. Not that I would fucking know, only that bitch would be sick enough to even consider sleeping with a dog. Sleeping with dogs is inhumane, lol. Even if it was humane… they don’t have regular things. They have dog things. But, I guess since she would think vampires can’t reproduce, she would choose that. But what if she actually got preggo, and had like  little dog/human babies, and she turned into like some dog/human type shit. Nah I don’t think that storyline would be good, but I do think that would be a hell of a lot more entertaining. This would’ve been a lot more interesting to read about, and to especially waste $20 to get tickets to the movies that come out. Imagine that. Don’t you think that would be a hell of a lot more entertaining? I definitely think it would be.