It was a day like any other day. Mojo had another take over the world scheme. Sometimes I wished he would just give it up. Didn’t he see his plans never worked, not as long as the Power Puff Girls were there. They always seemed to be one step ahead of us. God, I hated those girls. I figured that you can’t trust females anyway, but I sure loved fighting with Buttercup. That girl could punch. Somehow, I didn’t mind taking a beating from her.

We were all just sitting in the living room. Boomer was watching television, while Brick was reading some book I couldn’t pronounce the title of. I just sat there bored to tears. How I wished I could get some action. I didn’t want to get soft, and I figured I could use a good workout.

Mojo came into the room demanding our attention. “Boys, I have a job for you,” he said.

Finally, something to do. “Yeah, what?” I said. I sounded disinterested, but really I couldn’t wait to get back out there.

“I have a new plan for getting rid of the Power Puff Girls,” Mojo said.

“Oh, come on,” Brick said. “Mojo, we’ve tried everything. Nothing works.” Brick smirked slyly. “Besides they’re kind of…”

“Oh, shut up,” Boomer said. “Always thinking with your cock, Brick.”

“And you don’t,” Brick fired back at him. “I see the way you look at the blonde. Why don’t you just fuck her and get it over with?”

“You don’t know what you’re talking about. It’s you and that redhead. You get a hard on every time you see her. I wouldn’t be surprised if you already banged her.”

“Boys!” Mojo shouted so loud the whole place shook. “I want those girls dead, and you three are the only ones who can do it.”

I perked up suddenly interested in the proposition. “And just how are we to do that?” I asked.

Mojo’s paw was in a fist. He unfolded it to reveal a device. It was small, if fact almost microscopic. “This device shall be their demise, and then there would be no one to stop us.”

Not again, I thought. It was another stupid scheme. I didn’t care, as long as I could get out of this place and get a little action. As a plus, I’d get to beat on those PP girls.