Cappella walked back to the starship with a firm grip on her glaring green light saber. “Who are you?” she said with an unyielding tone to her voice. The glow of Cappella’s light saber reflected off her shiny red hair as she faced the Jedi Master. “The Force is strong with you young lady. I sensed your presence from the other side of the galaxy. You are an extremely powerful and beautiful Jedi. I cannot help but gaze into your gorgeous green eyes and imagine myself making passionate love to you” said the young and handsome Jedi Master who stood in front of Cappella’s starship. “What is your purpose?” Cappella asked as she pointed the light saber at the Jedi Master’s head. “My purpose is to persuade you into becoming my bride. Apparently, my Jedi mind tricks aren’t working on you” said the Jedi Master. “That’s strange, because I didn’t feel anything. What kind of Jedi mind tricks did you use?” asked Cappella with a curious look on her face. The Jedi Master began to slowly remove his shirt while maintaining eye contact with Cappella. “The kind of mind trick that would make you undress before me” said the Jedi Master with a sarcastic grin on his face.

Cappella tilted her head to get a better look at the young Jedi Master who was slowly undressing himself. The Jedi Master was tall with broad muscular shoulders. His black wavy hair covered his left eye as the cold wind blew past his naked body. “Wow, you must be freezing” said Cappella with a big smile on her face. Suddenly the Jedi Master awoke from his trance. “Yikes, I’m naked, but how?!” replied the Jedi Master in shock. “Well, I guess you must have worked for Chippendales at one point in your career before you joined the ranks of the Jedi. Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me” said Cappella as she withdrew her light saber. “I humbly ask for your forgiveness Jedi Princess. How may I serve you?” said the Jedi Master with a tone of humility in his voice. “Well, you can start by turning around so that I can get a better view of that ass of yours. Mmmmh, that’s a mighty fine ass you’ve got there Jedi boy” said Cappella as she licked her upper lip. “Thank you Jedi Princess, I am at your disposal” said the Jedi Master as he bowed. “I can’t believe that I finally found somebody to wash my starship and take out the garbage! I can feel the Force flowing through me!” said Cappella as she placed a choke hold on the Jedi Master and dragged him into the starship.