( uh……ok how did this end up under this category! was supposed to be gameolosophy…….o well it’s too late now…Enjoy anyways!)

Well this is the story of a newbies journey for you:

(July 12: year: 1000-2009?)

It’s early in the morning so I put my armor on and head out the door ( I decided to stay the night with a crazy old man after I helped put a ghost to rest that was terrorizing the fellow locals). Heading down to the lumbridge store to get my eating utensils, I then out to the near-by farmer and pay him in exchange for 10 uncooked chickens (I wanted a few for later since to day I’m on my adventuring mood).

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Well after wolfing down 5 or 6 of them over a nice open flame I made (Luckily I went to the local Supermarket at Varrock to get myself a nice Steel axe with a great price on it!) I headed over to my bank to make a withdraw for my weapons…TIME FOR SOME ADVENTURING!! I head down the street when all the sudden a lizard-like man with a military type attitude got my attention…

(voice) HEY YOU!

(me) you’re talking to me?

(voice) YEAH YOU! YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR OUTTA SHAPE! I’LL MAKE SURE YOU GET THE BEST FIT DREAM BOD EVER! WARRIORS OF YOUR CALIBUR NEED TO BE STONG AT ALL TIMES, ESPECIALLY IF YOUR PLANNING VENTURE OUT INTO THE WILDERNESS! COME WITH ME!!

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After I learned some amazing exercising routines, I felt way better than I did after waking up! It really got my blood going after doing a lot of jogging, jumping jacks, sit ups, and push ups! After my training and some advice,he left. I felt really pumped to do some adventuring so I asked a guard where I can find a place that I can start at. After a brief suggestion to head to barbarian village, I thanked him and went on my way, not knowing of the dangers I might face. Upon arrival I noticed a big hole in the ground and was about to check it out, when one of the barbarians told me that it is very dangerous and I could die down there! I still had some left over chicken in my backpack so I figured I would be alright if I get exhausted. In the cave I came across a dark door with bright fire-red eyes that seemed to stare right at my very soul! In a utter dark tone, it asks me a simple question of what would you do if someone asked me of my password to my bank account. I told him I would say no and kick his sorry butt. The door then began to creek as it slowly opened. The next room housed numerous goblins wielding spears that were all over the place! Their bright yellow eyes in the darkness made them seem very ominous and after fighting them for so long I decided to fight something a bit more……CHALLENGING!! After coming across another annoying talking door and its dumb question, I found myself in a room full of minotaurs! One came forward to challenge me and I accepted. After fighting for around 5 hours (I couldn’t keep track of time in such a dark place!) worth of minotaurs (Was a huge pile of them on the floor afterward) I decided to take a break. After having lunch I decided that I wanted to explore some more, but before that, a fellow friend of mine that lived across over the mountain nearest to my house wanted to know if I would want to go participate in the Guthix games. I felt like doing more adventuring, but when he told me of the rewards, I just had too! At the Guthix site, people of all strengths, magics, and personalities were there for the good fight! Some were just there for the prizes (like me!). I had to talk to sum bug-like entity before I can do any of the matches though, since I was new to the place. After it gave me a brief load down on the combat and rules, I felt even more excited to test my skills against the best! I realized a lot of people were in the waiting line and asked one of them if I can join in line: