So you know how in the beginning of the first book to the House of Night series, Zoey catches Erik denying a blowjob from Aphrodite, right? I can see so many things happening with just that alone. This of course won’t really affect any part of the story. But you know how Erik happens to start going out with Erik at the end of the book right? I have a theory on why that is. The things they don’t tell you in the book. Dun dun dun! Anyways, here’s what I think happened:

Once she caught them doing what they were doing, they both looked up at Zoey, and when she tried to run away, Erik chased after her and grabbed her by the arm and they all started talking. Erik, on the down low is a pervert. So he asks Zoey to take part in a three-way with him and Aphrodite, lmfao. Imagine if this all actually happened and the author doesn’t tell you about it? Lol, oh my God. So they get busy, and eventually Erik becomes obsessed with Zoey. So they start hooking up on the down low, and Aphrodite is jealous and either wants in on that, or just wants her man back. Man, I come up with like the dumbest things sometimes. Hey, it’s possible, though. I think we all know to some degree that anything’s possible in these books. I mean look at Bella and Edward. He’s dead, but she still somehow managed to get pregnant.

So that’s what I think happened between Erik and Zoey. Heath is also jealous and probably wants to get in on all of that too, loll. I don’t know about Heath though or where he came from other than the fact that Zoey used to date him back when she was a human. I think Zoey is just a little bit of a whore though, I mean she had like three boyfriends at the same time. She was dating Erik, then she imprinted with Heath, and then there was that teacher she was into but I forgot what his name was. Like I seriously forgot what it was. But who does that? Zoey is such a dumbass sometimes, like who goes around flirting around with three different guys at the same time the way she did? Ugh. But I love this series so far, and I’m up to the third book in the series. I recommend this book to people who like a good vampire book. Even though the author spells it vampyre, but I don’t think that matters. Microsoft decided to correct me with “vampire” as I typed “vampyre” though, so I assume vampire is the right spelling. It doesn’t matter though, just buy this book. J