Part one of my noob story series!
One day in one game……
Noob:I’m alive!
Teacher:Your first test is to cook a piece of meat.
*Noob grabs a piece of meat, then eats it raw!*
Teacher:Idiot! You were supposed to cook it first!
Noob:Mmmmmmmm. That tasted terrible.
Teacher:Your second test is to kill a rat!
*Noob stomps on the rat*
Teacher:You were supposed to use this knife to kill it!
Teacher:This is your final test! You must run around this island once!
Noob:That’s easy!
*Noob gets in a car and drives around the island.*
Teacher:You were supposed to run around!
Teacher:Fine, I teleport you to the mainland.
Noob:Hooray!
Noob:Hi person!
???:Hi.
Noob:What’s your name?
???:Mike.
Noob:Okay Mike, let’s go on an adventure!
And so their adventure begins….. Next time on Noob’s Adventures!
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