Part one of my noob story series!

One day in one game……

Noob:I’m alive!

Teacher:Your first test is to cook a piece of meat.

*Noob grabs a piece of meat, then eats it raw!*

Teacher:Idiot! You were supposed to cook it first!

Noob:Mmmmmmmm. That tasted terrible.

Teacher:Your second test is to kill a rat!

*Noob stomps on the rat*

Teacher:You were supposed to use this knife to kill it!

Teacher:This is your final test! You must run around this island once!

Noob:That’s easy!

*Noob gets in a car and drives around the island.*

Teacher:You were supposed to run around!

Teacher:Fine, I teleport you to the mainland.

Noob:Hooray!

Noob:Hi person!

???:Hi.

Noob:What’s your name?

???:Mike.

Noob:Okay Mike, let’s go on an adventure!

And so their adventure begins….. Next time on Noob’s Adventures!

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  • superman on Jun 19, 2009

    that was so dumb. it was sooo bad

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