Have you ever told your friends, “Sorry, I can’t go out tonight, I’m raiding”? Then this short play is for you.
JT stands stage left next to a chair or cube. DL sits stage right with headset. OT speaks from booth. JT walks over to DL.
JT: Hey man, do you wanna go out tonight?
DL: Sorry man, I’m raiding.
JT: What?
DL: Raiding.
OT: Wow that guy was so fucking nub!
DL: Yeah I what-the-fuck-pwnzored his ass!
JT: What the fuck are you saying?
JT walks stage left, then back stage right.
JT: Hey man, do you wanna go out tonight?
DL: Sorry man, I’m raiding.
OT: Next person who fucking aggros loses fifty DKP!
JT walks stage left, then back stage right.
JT: Hey man, do you wanna go out tonight?
DL: Raiding.
OT: PHAT EPICS!
DL: Woot woot.
JT walks stage left and sits. DL stands and walks to JT.
DL: Hey man, do you wanna go out tonight?
JT: No I don’t, sorry.
DL: Why not?
JT: My dog died.
DL: You’re such a bitch.
Curtain
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