Once upon a time, there was a kangaroo. That could fly. And urinate computers out from its bum. His name was Peter Pan.
One day, Peter was flying. And then he had to pee. He peed in a bicycle and left 4 broken Acer Aspires. A homeless dog named Meow was hiding in the bicycle. Meow ate 3 of the laptops. And kept one so he could look at BBW movies.
“Hey,” said Peter. “You like BBW movies too?” “Yes,” replied Meow. “Especially the ones with my mum in them!”
“Then come into my pouch and we can go hunt for BBWs!” said Peter, delightfully. “OK!” said Meow.

Meow climbed into Peter’s pouch and felt something moving inside it. Meow gently sifted his paws around inside the pouch and slowly lifted up something.
“AAAHHHHH!” screamed Meow. “IT’S A HORSE WITH A PENIS HEAD!” The horse leaped out of the pouch and started thrusting its head into Meow’s hamburger while Peter and Meow watched in horror.
“DO SOMETHING!” cried Meow. “IT’S RAPING MY HAMBURGER!”

Peter said “I will have to do a spell that will stop the penis-headed horse from raping Meow’s hamburger!”
So Peter got out his magical wand and exclaimed the words “Tyrannosaurusrexappear-plodicus!”
A magical bumhole opened from out of nowhere. From the bumhole, out pooped a Tyrannosaurus rex.
“Eat the horse!” commanded Peter.
The Tyrannosaurus bowed its head down and opened its mighty jaws, ready to feast on the horny horse. But instead of chomping down, the Rex’s tiny little tongue wriggled out between the razor teeth and slowly licked the horse’s bum.

“Oh no!” cried Peter. “My spell didn’t work! I will have to do another spell that will stop the Tyrannosaurus rex from licking the bum of the penis-headed horse that is raping Meow’s hamburger!
So Peter got out his magical wand an exclaimed the words “ChuckNorrisappear-plodicus!”
A magical bumhole opened from out of nowhere. From the bumhole, out pooped Chuck Norris.
“Eat the Tyrannosaurus rex, and then the horse!” commanded Peter.
Chuck Norris bowed his head down and opened his mighty jaws, ready to feast on the Tyrannosaurus rex, and the horny horse. But Chuck realized he doesn’t take orders from anyone, so instead, he got out his fist and started to fist the Tyrannosaurus rex.

“Oh no!” cried Peter. “My spell didn’t work! I will have to do another spell that will stop Chuck Norris from fisting the Tyrannosaurus rex that’s licking the bum of the penis-headed horse that is raping Meow’s hamburger!”
So Peter got out his magical wand and exclaimed the words “ChuckNorrisappear-plodicus!”
A magical bumhole opened from out of nowhere. From the bumhole, out pooped another Chuck Norris.
“Eat Chuck Norris, then the Tyrannosaurus rex, and then the horse!” commanded Peter.
Chuck Norris bowed his head down and opened his mighty jaws, ready to feast on Chuck Norris, the Tyrannosaurus rex and the horny horse. But Chuck realized he doesn’t take orders from anyone, so instead, he got out a piano and started to shove it up the other Chuck Norris’ bum.
“Oh no!” cried Peter. “My spell didn’t work! I will have to do another spell that will stop Chuck Norris from shoving a piano up the bum of Chuck Norris who is fisting the Tyrannosaurus rex that’s licking the bum of the penis-headed horse that is raping Meow’s hamburger!

So Peter had a good long thinking session and got an idea that could cause a chain reaction. So he got out his magical wand and exclaimed the words ”InfecthamburgerwithAIDS-plodicus!”
A magical bumhole opened from out of nowhere. From the bumhole, out pooped a red cloud. It rained on the hamburger.
5 minutes later, the horse felt dizzy and stopped raping the hamburger that had gotten a rash on it. The horse then galloped away and collapsed on the ground, presumably dead.
Following the horse, was the Tyrannosaurus rex who stopped licking the horse’s bum that had gotten a rash on it. The Tyrannosaurus rex stomped away and collapsed on the ground, presumably dead.
Following the Tyrannosaurus rex was Chuck Norris who had been fisting the Tyrannosaurus rex. Chuck made a plane appear magically and flew away on it along with Chuck Norris who had just stopped shoving a piano up Chuck Norris’ bum.

Now it was just Peter, Meow and the hamburger.
“THANK YOU!” yelled Meow, filled with joy. “Now I can finally eat my hamburger!”
“No no no! Wait!” shouted Peter. “I haven’t cured it of AIDS!”
But it was too late, for Meow had collapsed on the floor, succumed to AIDS – dead!

And then Peter and Meow lived happily ever after. The end.