Cheese ah my favourite thing the smell of it makes me want to sing.Ah there it is all yellow and bright illuminated by that little light.Oh the Dairy lee,Edam and Mini Baby Bell i stuff them all in until my tummy swells.

 Oh whats this someone bought a cake blimey i predict a tummy ache,Black Forest Gateau with the cherries on top there’s every chance I’m going to pop,left over Chinese egg foo yung i will have to put this In my tum,and someones kindly left a bottle of wine so now i guess its drinking time,i guzzle it down i just cant stop followed by some fizzy pop.

 Right second shelf and there’s the Ham and a whole jar of strawberry jam, oh my god I’m such a pig i could quite easily make myself sick. Right what else is there AH HA a chocolate Eclair, washed down with a little milk and little more cheese that goes down like silk.

 Now it’s time to make my get away,blimey i can hardly move could i have possibly consumed to much food no! that cant be right i thought everything i ate was pretty light, OK  Iquietly close the fridge door hmm whats that hiding behind the kitchen door OH great Caruthers paw!!!

 Time to pick up my little belly i run from the kitchen and hide behind the telly.That is strange he hasn,t moved is he just being shrewed,is this some kind of trick i take a look no he is completely out of it!. Oh yes i remember now the singing and the crashing and the loud meow as he fell in this morning after being out on the town.  

 OK I’m completely safe, I quickly run back to the hole with a jump as i know when Caruthers wakes up he will have the serious hump.

 Now I’m curled on my bed happy, content, on being fed, time for sleep I’m sure you agree thats quite a journey for little me so i bid you good night I shall dream about what’s for dinner tonight.