Because I am off today, I have decided to tell you an old story.
One night, in an un-named restaurant, a customer had a heart attack and sadly died in the restaurant…This is not funny!, but the rest is!!!
or completely disturbing!!! See what you make of it.
We were really surprised when a week later we were forwarded a complaint letter from our head office. A customer who was present that same evening, complained about that poor guy dying in the restaurant, and of how annoying that their meal was disturbed in an otherwise enjoyable evening, which was subsequently spoilt by the unfortunate event. The complaint went on as to suggest  that us as staff and manager should have performed some kind of miracle to preserve his serenity and tranquility whilst eating!

What do you think of that !!!!