There are so many greeting cards on the market. You can purchase a greeting card for almost every occasion, but I have yet to see one card about Divorce. 

There are all kinds of divorces, most are battle fields, some are amicable, and there are the ones that are born out of stupidity as well.  When there are children involved it is sad for them and hard on the parents also I am sure. 

There are also couples that stay together that really do not want to be in the marriage, but stay for the children, and then there are the couples that after years of marriage have nothing left in common except the children. 

Wouldn’t it be nice if there were greeting cards that would really express the true feelings of all the situations in life, cards that would convey your true feelings?  I had a few thoughts on this subject so I inquired about this to some of my friends and there friends and so on and so on.  The following are some cards we would like to see marketed.  The receiver of the card would probably not appreciate the contents, but it would sure make the sender feel great!  Do you think there is a market for the following? 

Fathers Day;   Happy Fathers Day to the Man I Married now that you have sucked the best years of my life out of me you lazy slob.   

Our Divorce is Final.  There is a God.  

Happy Birthday to the man I married, where the hell did he go? And who the hell are you. 

Yes! We are finally divorced just thought I’d let you know how happy I am. 

Happy Easter; to the biggest egg I ever laid. 

To the Man I married. You seemed to have forgotten, I am your wife, not your mother. 

Christmas Time is here again, so I am giving you your favorite, a six pack of beer. 

Love can be so beautiful, just wanted to let you know you blew that theory to shit..