“Hey Peter what are we going to do today”, I said. “I don’t know its so boring today nobodies outside.” He said. I saw his little brother, named Michael acting like a retard, so I picked up an acorn and threw it at him. “Ow! Jackass, why did you do that? ”, He said. He had a bad mouth for a seven year old. Peter just had an idea. “Hey you guys lets have an acorn war.” I said,”Sure.” So we called his sister, AnnMargret out and I got paired with Michael (the wimp).So we started collecting every acorn we could find acorn we could and man we collected a lot and hid them in a bush. We then heard this loud bottle crash and we ran toward threw sound. It turns out that was their battle sound and we got hit with acorns so bad.

    We retreated because obviously we lost. So we hid inside a tree when they came looking for us. When we saw them we jumped off and slammed them into the ground and started throwing acorns at hit them with acorns. They tried to run but we followed. They tricked us into falling into a ditch and dumped a lot of nuts on us (no homo). When we finally came out, we heard their battle noise and hid in a bush. They started to raid our hide out, so with the last remaining acorns I had I took a rubber band and a stick and made a sling shot. I shot it at both of them. “What the fuck was that!” Peter said while rubbing his head. He went to the bush and I popped him in the eye and made we ran for it.

    “PATRICK! I’m going to kill you!” Peter said,” When I get my hands I’m a wring your neck until your eyes pop out!” “That’s how to hit him, go Pat.”, Michael said. Michael and I were looking for acorns and that’s when Peter got me and he threw a rock and hard as he could. It connected and busted my head wide open. Well we all got in trouble for playing that dangerous game. But, Peter got in the most because I needed to get stitches. He got grounded for the month. Since Peter cheated using an object that’s not an acorn or a nut we won. It was fun although I had stitches in my head and it hurt when i laughed or chewed. My team had won the first acorn war and i felt unbeatable