I have a roommate who has stink hair. And they are always watching TV and I HATE TV.
Well, right now I have the window open in my room because my roommate has very stink hair. She did not take a shower since the whole week she has been with us in our house. She is new, and stink. It smells like she did not even wash her hair for weeks. The stench is so strong that when she first walked in my room I could smell her over ten feet away on my bed.
I am always on my bed. She is always on hers, in MY room. I wish she would leave. But she is always sleeping. ALWAYS sleeping. She does nothing but sleep. And she tries to read, god help her, but I do not think she knows how. I mean yeah she knows how but she does not read for too long. She goes into the living room to read or to watch TV with the other roommates and I can hear her talking. She has this mousy voice. It is like, “Can you stop with the cartoon voice?”
SO anyway, I was trying to have a good evening out in the living room and people kept knocking on the door LATE at night! It is like, “HELLO??” I am not Lilia, our house manager. Please GO AWAY! But they did not. In fact later I was listening to my music when I heard a loud knocking on the door. I heard knocking before but not this loud. It was THE SAME GUY asking for Lilia. I was like goddammit, I will make a call. But her phone was off the hook. So I said after a while I said I guess we can go knock on her screen door…which I DID NOT want to do for him because he was such a jerk with SUCH a bad attitude. He was old and sassy. MAJOR attitude problem just because he could not find Lilia and it is like, “Well can you at least LEAVE ME ALONE and OUT OF IT?”
No he could not.
SO this is the kind of treatment I get at this House I live in. And my roommates never get a rest for watching television. All I am trying to do is get some sleep or do some reading and writing done. But I can’t. Not with these morons.
And that is the rant for the day.
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