The above picture is that of Bo Jack on being informed of his winning the award.

An undercover Tabloid reporter was able to fearlessly discover this scoop. Luckily the risk involved in discovering this hot piece of news was not to the reporters life, but only to the reporters now suspect reputation.

People’s Magazine is in the process of releasing its list of awards for the Sexiest People for 2010. Our undercover correspondent has been able to determine that the undisputed winner of this years “Sexiest Man Alive” award is the bashful Bo Jack Russo.

Bo Jack is a leading light of Planet Triond, where his daily dose of wise cracks and revealing photo shots have given him an unprecedented female following. He also happens to be a part-time pirate, which is a profession he chose after viewing “Pirates of the Caribbean”. 

His female following transgresses all international borders and continents. We were able to trace a chapter of one of his female fan clubs to Down-Under in Australia.  A burgeoning Australian “Bo Jack Female Fan Club” led by the fiery Elleword is having difficulty handling an overload of applications for membership into this elite group.

Elle in a private interview with our correspondent said the following:

“Bo represents the needs of women of the 21st century. We are tired of the typical stereotyped Adonis male with bulging biceps and six pack abs! Greek gods are all mythology. The woman of this era wants reality. We love it when Bo drools over his Nachos and frozen pizza. For me personally, there is nothing more sexy then a huge beer belly!”

Our jet setting reporter then proceeded to trace the elusive Lilyrose, who campaigned tirelessly to get Bo Jack’s nomination through to the judges. Upon further investigation it was revealed that she had manipulated Google Ad-sense advertisements associated with her articles. This resulted  in the inundation of readers with various Bo Jack whole body profiles.  It is suspected that this was an attempt on her part to  further mesmerise female audiences with his divine countenance.

Many other nominees such as Mnofdichotomy complained of the unfairness in this approach, as it reduced their chances in winning the award. Lilyrose however dismissed Mnofdichotomy with an indirect threat to expose him on the Johnny Depp incident. She alleged that the misinformation story of Johnny Depp’s demise was the result of an exuberant writer under the influence of illegal intoxicants. Mnofdichotomy declined to comment.

On being informed of his being given the award, a shy and reticent Bo Jack agreed to speak with our correspondent. He humbly thanked the Bo Jack Express Romance and Flirtation Division for its tireless efforts in making all this possible. He also wished to thank fellow Triond participant Pablina for agreeing to his romantic advances and accepting his proposal to marry him. He however regretted that he could no longer accept this matrimonial alliance as he would now have to share himself with all the women of Triond, given his new international status. Committing himself to one woman would be an act of selfishness he could not bear to do. A broken hearted Pablina refused to speak to our reporters.

In a final statement to our correspondent, Bo Jack said the following:

“I think the real way to a woman’s heart is to acknowledge her individuality and respect her intelligence. I always found intelligent women sexy because I never really understood what they were saying. Also I would not let my creative talents come in the way of my many relationships. I remember one of my articles in which I researched the many types of farts. It was a real hit with the ladies because they realised the amount of research and time I had to put into it to make my dreams come true. I never knew that certain vegetables could easily produce wet farts. The women of our era respect men like me who go to any lengths to discover the unknown!!”