As for kleptomania and necrophilia you really should consult with your therapist on this.  But as long as you aren’t actually killing the person you are making love too I can’t see much harm coming from it.

The afc championship game goes to the Jets.  My reasoning is that the Colts have squeaked by all year in their victories and have all the pressure and expectations.  The Jets are simply playing with house money at this point and have nothing to lose.  I predict a Jets, Minnesota super bowl.

Our third question comes from steve666-Dear Brad, I have an abnormally large penis. Oh—it’s not a problem. I just wanted to tell you!

Thanks for sharing Steve.  The best part of being well endowed is that even though you had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you are stacked like an elephant on enzyte you can still brag about at as if it is an accomplishment.   It is considered appropriate for you to whip it out on  certain occasions like bachelor parties and you definitely want to pick a locker at the gym furthest from the shower so everyone can bask in your glory as you walk back with your towel thrown over your shoulder instead of around your waist.  For those of you out there stacked like an Irish Gerbil I recommend not dating any of Steves ex girlfriends.  But if you must follow a stallion I recommend getting very good with your tongue.  The truth is an orgasm can be delivered from many techniques and most girls would rather moan in ecstasy than wonder if they are going to need stitches.

This question comes from the raver- Do animals have souls, and why or why not? 

Raver this question has been pondered by some of the greatest theological minds of all time but I have decided to ignore their answers because I think they are full of crap.  Instead I will tell you what  I feel from my own experiences and what I have learned through years of sleeping through church services.  In order for a cat or other animal to have a soul it must have been created by God.  We know that Cats are in fact created through cats making love to other Cats and it has been speculated that God is love.  So if we believe that cat sex is love then cat sex is God and therefore kittens are the product of God and they do in fact have souls. 

The last question comes from HJF-Dear Braddy, i can’t keep myself from opening this article and looking at number 2, 15, and 7. Is this normal, or should i check myself into the same clinic as Tiger Woods. You’re great wisdom on the matter is appreciated. Thanks.

It is normal to desire sexy women.  It only becomes a problem when it interferes with your life.  As for checking yourself into the same clinic as Tiger I don’t think that will be necessary as he actually has a chance to sleep with 2, 15 and 7 so his fear of acting on his desires is more real. 

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