Don’t preach to me about life. I don’t care. If I may seem down that’s my problem not yours, so don’t preach to me. I don’t want to hear it. If I wanted to be preached to I would go to my church, or my step grandmother. So don’t preach to me.

When I sit down, don’t come up to me and start telling me about how great God is. I don’t care, I already know. Don’t preach to me. Don’t tell me that God has a plan for all of us. I don’t care, I already know. Don’t preach to me.

When I’m doing my work don’t come up to me and show me your new trophy. I don’t care. Don’t preach to me. Don’t think that I care about sports or your life. I don’t care. Don’t preach to me.

If I’m eating don’t tell me about what just came out of your butt. I don’t care. Don’t preach to me. That’s gross. Don’t tell me you just threw up a chocolate milkshake. That’s gross. I don’t want to here it. Don’t preach to me.

If I’m crying don’t tell me about your day and your problems. I don’t want to hear it. Don’t preach to me. Cause guess what, I have my own problems. So grow up you little piece of s***. So don’t even think about preaching to me. Cause guess what, I’ll kick you’re a**.

Don’t preach to me. Cause if you don’t preach to me, I won’t preach to you. Keep your own problems to yourself. So don’t preach to me. I really, really don’t care.