Most of us have vivid dreams from one time or another. When we wake up, we can remember parts of these dreams. Some of our dreams are just plain strange or weird. Here are five weird dreams for you to fill your imagination:

1. You dream that you are on a desert island surrounded by Pee Wee Herman look-alikes. It makes you want to just scream, but nothing will come out of your mouth. The King of Cartoons then visits you. You wake up in a cold sweat. You have a sudden urge to watch Nickelodeon.
2. You dream that aliens are abducting you. Each alien looks remarkably like Cindy Crawford. You get sexually aroused only to discover that the aliens are only in disguise. You soon discover that the aliens are really four hundred pound females with green skin and red mustaches. You are trapped on board the spaceship with nowhere to go. Fortunately, you wake up out of your dream. You notice that your wife in bed has on a green facemask. You run out of the bedroom and into the bathroom in a panic. You stay up for the rest of the night.
3. You dream of performing on stage as a super rock star. You’re famous and the chicks love you. Unfortunately, we’re talking about real chicks. You are the King of Rock and Roll Roosters. You are about to be plucked by your fans when you wake up in a daze. You smell something in the kitchen. You’re wife is making you scrambled eggs.
4. You dream of being stuck in quicksand. You slowly sink. Suddenly Steve Urkel rescues you. He talks nonstop to you and drives you crazy. Your wife wakes you up because you are screaming. You go back to sleep feeling very tired and very anxious.
5. You dream about driving a sporty new car. The car has all the fancy features and accessories. As you drive along the freeway, twenty-five menacing looking motorcycle riders chase you. You try to outrace them, but they keep on gaining on you. You notice that the leader has a big black helmet covering his face. You then see that the person behind the helmet is none other than your mother-in-law. She is angry with you because you forgot to eat your vegetables. You will never escape from her until you eat your broccoli and cauliflower.