I decided to start hating Ricki today. Who is Ricki and why is all that? Because she killed our dream, spoiled our celebration, spat in our soup… She also stood us up.

We were searching for a baby-sitter for late hours, which apparently is not an easy find in our area. Also, there is an Irish pub nearby, which serves a very special cherry-flavored Belgian beer and hot chicken wings. We are fond of both, no, we just love them.

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However, we did not want a sloppy teenager, but preferred someone mature with their own kids experience. Finally, we ran into a community ad, which was a perfect fit. We called the number, where was that woman called Ricki. We liked the conversation and immediately made the first appointment. In our minds, we also made an appointment with the beer and chicken wings in our favorite pub for that night.

Well, she did not come. She also did not call and her phone was not responding. We were really upset, this situation put us one dream back and we are absolutely helpless to change it until we find someone else, which may theoretically never happen. Does it mean we will never get this beer and those wings? Now the hatred starts boiling in our hearts!

From this very moment, we can easily imagine Ricki impaled and maybe also quartered at the main square. We, the deprived, will be rightfully compensated by her punishment and the world will know that nothing and no-one should stand between us and our most powerful dreams. Thinking about the happy revenge, we suddenly discovered a new burst of energy inside, a new driver, that will pave the way to our success and happiness. Actually, we are already happy now, even without beer.

Isn’t that wonderful? This is what I call the power of negative thinking, or would you prefer the power of hateful thinking? What is your Ricki, how would you like to tear her apart, how would this make your happy and improve your life? Pick your own Ricki and start hating today!

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