My written reaction to working a very part time job, being “on call”, having a lot of days off, and seeking out side work. So if you are hiring…I’m looking.
So I totally tried to put ads up on CraigsList. I do a bunch of different things and was trying to put an ad up for children’s jewelry beading parties. Well it took me so long to freaking write it that when I was finished and clicked the button, it had erased the whole thing. Thank goodness I had pre-written my fees or else i would have really been screwed. It was a jolly good ad to might I say. I thought of everything and I even had package deals and great fees and discounts. People would dig a fru-fru party like that for their kids. It was a great ad. I should have copy pasted it. Lovely ad. Okay, I know where my GameBoy is, but is it with the charger?
So I was thinking about going to the metal smith shop and selling my crap gold and silver. I mean I wouldn’t get too too much. But dag on, I don’t need some of this stuff really. I have got a bill to pay tomorrow. I always go to the thrift store and find silver pieces that would sell nicely. A lot of times they don’t know what they have and well… I feel like I am robbing them, but the employees don’t care. They have a job and they really don’t care about the prices. It all works out for me in the end. They get their money and I get great silver. It is less they have to deal with. Oh, I feel too lazy to walk upsatirs to see if my GameBoy is in its case. Man…
So hey, if you are reading this and you need a babysitter, painter, jewelry maker, costumer, elderly care person, lawn care, gardener, pool cleaner, window washer, house cleaner, pet sitter, dog walker, car detailer, beautician, errand runner, wall paperer, tax preparer, life coach, personal shopper, party planner, cook, organizer, personal assistant, or back walker. Please let me know. I could use the extra money for an extra charger for my GameBoy. No really, I need a job.
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