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		<title>By: Ralph Brandt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ralph Brandt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I will probably never be able to play golf...&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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I have a couple guys I work with how claim to play golf. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I will probably never be able to play golf&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>I have a couple guys I work with how claim to play golf.</p>
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		<title>By: thestickman</title>
		<link>http://authspot.com/journals/i-like-surgeries/comment-page-1/#comment-539509</link>
		<dc:creator>thestickman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 04:31:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description> p.s., -sorry all about the &quot;\\\&quot;... my keyboard&#039;s apostrophe apparently needs to be &#039;escaped&#039; ( &#039;  is changed to \&#039; ) and, I had to re-try the CAPCHA code 3X before I got it right, thus, adding another &quot;\&quot; every time... &lt;br /&gt;
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 Triond: -can we get this character-entity things fixed? It messes-up charset=iso-8859-1 entities (for Canada/US keyboards) and thus, the &#039;escaped&#039; characters...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>p.s., -sorry all about the &#8220;\\\&#8221;&#8230; my keyboard&#8217;s apostrophe apparently needs to be &#8216;escaped&#8217; ( &#8216;  is changed to \&#8217; ) and, I had to re-try the CAPCHA code 3X before I got it right, thus, adding another &#8220;\&#8221; every time&#8230; </p>
<p> Triond: -can we get this character-entity things fixed? It messes-up charset=iso-8859-1 entities (for Canada/US keyboards) and thus, the &#8216;escaped&#8217; characters&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: thestickman</title>
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		<dc:creator>thestickman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 04:23:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description> Well, I could write another article itself about \\\&#039;after the surgery\\\&#039;. It was more-or-less expected, first off, that I would now survive at that point, but be mentally retarded or at least, unable to walk. Therefore, I was left in the semi-private room unattended. &lt;br /&gt;
 I awoke, climbed out of bed and in my flannel zip-up onesie sleeper (I was only four years old), shuffled out the door, past the nurses\\\&#039; station and into a public washroom that I saw men walking into/out of. I needed to urinate. Not being able to reach the urinal, I waited for a stranger to lift me up so I could \\\&#039;go\\\&#039;, and then he held me up in front of the sink so I could wash my hands, and he let me continue when I was done. Okay, -\\\&#039;Guardian Angel\\\&#039; maybe?? Anyway...&lt;br /&gt;
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 -Out the door, back past the nurses\\\&#039; station and I still went unnoticed, and on to the playroom at the end of the hall. I wanted to watch TV. The TV was bolted to the ceiling high in a corner, with vinyl-covered padded chair beneath it. Stacking wooden boxes (toys, I suppose) on that chair, I climbed up high enough to reach the TV and turn it on, changed channels to find something I wanted to watch. I remember watching an episode of \\\&quot;Little Rascals\\\&quot; (they made pancakes but used Plaster of Paris instead of flour so they were coming out as flat cement-cakes!) I was on a bouncy-horsie going nuts bouncing up &amp; down and happy when I heard a blood-curdling scream \\\&quot;OH MY GOD HE\\\&#039;S GONE!!!\\\&quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 I stopped bouncing and leaned forward a bit on the horsie so I  could see down the long hall, I saw about a dozen nurses running towards me with a wheelchair in front of them almost skidding sideways they came towards me so fast(!) They snatched me off of the bouncy-horse the way King Kong grabbed Faye Wray, threw me into the wheelchair and ran my little butt down to X-ray to check bandaged head! The called the surgeon \\\&#039;to come inspect\\\&#039; me, etc. By then of course they had me bawling and crying in fear... I remember being sternly chastised by at least a dozen people over the next day or three about NOT climbing out of bed again or wandering off...&lt;br /&gt;
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 Anyway, -didn\\\&#039;t mean to babble adu myself again (the article did it enough as it was.)&lt;br /&gt;
 Glad you read it, hope it means something to everyone whom reads it. Oh, -I remember being told that that \\\&#039;burning tyre smell\\\&#039; was the \\\&#039;deep sedative gas\\\&#039; they give. They are supposed to start off with something \\\&#039;soft\\\&#039; like ether or whatever, to \\\&#039;lightly knock the patient out\\\&#039; like they do in dentist\\\&#039;s offices, and THEN switch-over to the \\\&#039;deep, strong\\\&#039; stuff that knocks you out for hours... they had jumped ahead a little bit and started the strong gas too soon... I was \\\&#039;still awake\\\&#039;.. &lt;br /&gt;
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 The more I read/reread this article, the MORE specifics I recall.. I really remember i, ALL, vividly and explicitly. And even something that I did when I got home... I was carefully itching a scratchie spot on the top of my scalp and plucked up a 3-sided \\\&#039;wedge\\\&#039; (like a 3-sided pyramid) out of my scalp out and examined it, I tried to replace it but could not get it to sit right, so I secretly flushed it down the upstairs toilet and never told anyone (not mom or dad, especially!!), ever (except for my wife and that was just recently!) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 This \\\&#039;3-sided wedge\\\&#039; was probably for a \\\&#039;scope to view the space between the hemispheres to guide the other tools, inserted through the larger hole nearer the base of my skull/neck. &lt;br /&gt;
 This \\\&#039;wedge\\\&#039; was not stitched in place, but merely \\\&#039;plugged back in\\\&#039;. In it\\\&#039;s absence, the \\\&#039;hole\\\&#039; scabbed-over, healed, and all I have for it now is a \\\&#039;bald bump\\\&#039; about the size of my pinkie-fingernail in it\\\&#039;s place... -Like I said, I could write a BOOK from these weird but all-true memories! :-o</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I could write another article itself about \\\&#8217;after the surgery\\\&#8217;. It was more-or-less expected, first off, that I would now survive at that point, but be mentally retarded or at least, unable to walk. Therefore, I was left in the semi-private room unattended. <br />
 I awoke, climbed out of bed and in my flannel zip-up onesie sleeper (I was only four years old), shuffled out the door, past the nurses\\\&#8217; station and into a public washroom that I saw men walking into/out of. I needed to urinate. Not being able to reach the urinal, I waited for a stranger to lift me up so I could \\\&#8217;go\\\&#8217;, and then he held me up in front of the sink so I could wash my hands, and he let me continue when I was done. Okay, -\\\&#8217;Guardian Angel\\\&#8217; maybe?? Anyway&#8230;</p>
<p> -Out the door, back past the nurses\\\&#8217; station and I still went unnoticed, and on to the playroom at the end of the hall. I wanted to watch TV. The TV was bolted to the ceiling high in a corner, with vinyl-covered padded chair beneath it. Stacking wooden boxes (toys, I suppose) on that chair, I climbed up high enough to reach the TV and turn it on, changed channels to find something I wanted to watch. I remember watching an episode of \\\&#8221;Little Rascals\\\&#8221; (they made pancakes but used Plaster of Paris instead of flour so they were coming out as flat cement-cakes!) I was on a bouncy-horsie going nuts bouncing up &#038; down and happy when I heard a blood-curdling scream \\\&#8221;OH MY GOD HE\\\&#8217;S GONE!!!\\\&#8221; </p>
<p> I stopped bouncing and leaned forward a bit on the horsie so I  could see down the long hall, I saw about a dozen nurses running towards me with a wheelchair in front of them almost skidding sideways they came towards me so fast(!) They snatched me off of the bouncy-horse the way King Kong grabbed Faye Wray, threw me into the wheelchair and ran my little butt down to X-ray to check bandaged head! The called the surgeon \\\&#8217;to come inspect\\\&#8217; me, etc. By then of course they had me bawling and crying in fear&#8230; I remember being sternly chastised by at least a dozen people over the next day or three about NOT climbing out of bed again or wandering off&#8230;</p>
<p> Anyway, -didn\\\&#8217;t mean to babble adu myself again (the article did it enough as it was.)<br />
 Glad you read it, hope it means something to everyone whom reads it. Oh, -I remember being told that that \\\&#8217;burning tyre smell\\\&#8217; was the \\\&#8217;deep sedative gas\\\&#8217; they give. They are supposed to start off with something \\\&#8217;soft\\\&#8217; like ether or whatever, to \\\&#8217;lightly knock the patient out\\\&#8217; like they do in dentist\\\&#8217;s offices, and THEN switch-over to the \\\&#8217;deep, strong\\\&#8217; stuff that knocks you out for hours&#8230; they had jumped ahead a little bit and started the strong gas too soon&#8230; I was \\\&#8217;still awake\\\&#8217;.. </p>
<p> The more I read/reread this article, the MORE specifics I recall.. I really remember i, ALL, vividly and explicitly. And even something that I did when I got home&#8230; I was carefully itching a scratchie spot on the top of my scalp and plucked up a 3-sided \\\&#8217;wedge\\\&#8217; (like a 3-sided pyramid) out of my scalp out and examined it, I tried to replace it but could not get it to sit right, so I secretly flushed it down the upstairs toilet and never told anyone (not mom or dad, especially!!), ever (except for my wife and that was just recently!) </p>
<p> This \\\&#8217;3-sided wedge\\\&#8217; was probably for a \\\&#8217;scope to view the space between the hemispheres to guide the other tools, inserted through the larger hole nearer the base of my skull/neck. <br />
 This \\\&#8217;wedge\\\&#8217; was not stitched in place, but merely \\\&#8217;plugged back in\\\&#8217;. In it\\\&#8217;s absence, the \\\&#8217;hole\\\&#8217; scabbed-over, healed, and all I have for it now is a \\\&#8217;bald bump\\\&#8217; about the size of my pinkie-fingernail in it\\\&#8217;s place&#8230; -Like I said, I could write a BOOK from these weird but all-true memories! <img src='http://authspot.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':-o' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: rask balavoine</title>
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		<dc:creator>rask balavoine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Right with you there Stickman. That bit about the burning tyre smell took me back 40 years to a childhood surgery in a hospital that had no glass in its windows, no available bedfor me and no way to transport me home. My father had to carry me. It was in a remote part of Africa. My other surgery was for a vasectomy, but fear not, I&#039;ll leave the details out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right with you there Stickman. That bit about the burning tyre smell took me back 40 years to a childhood surgery in a hospital that had no glass in its windows, no available bedfor me and no way to transport me home. My father had to carry me. It was in a remote part of Africa. My other surgery was for a vasectomy, but fear not, I&#8217;ll leave the details out.</p>
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		<title>By: Melody Arcamo Lagrimas</title>
		<link>http://authspot.com/journals/i-like-surgeries/comment-page-1/#comment-539503</link>
		<dc:creator>Melody Arcamo Lagrimas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 08:20:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Very nicely expressed, but what amazing experiences you have had.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very nicely expressed, but what amazing experiences you have had.</p>
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		<title>By: Radimeld</title>
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		<dc:creator>Radimeld</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 15:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice article. It&#039;s pretty amazing to find such a grateful person&#039;s writing, when they have so much surgical, may I say, mishap.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice article. It&#8217;s pretty amazing to find such a grateful person&#8217;s writing, when they have so much surgical, may I say, mishap.</p>
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