I want to be the nicest guy possible.

I never want to go to jail.

I may slip up but I never mean any harm by it.

You act like you’re the shit!

No one on this earth cares about what another person thinks.

No wonder almost everyone in Oklahoma drinks!

I shouldn’t say that about Oklahoma because there’s a bunch of great people in this state.

I just want to change my life, I don’t want to make 8.50 an hour.

I want to make a billion dollars an hour.

Right now I just can’t come up with an idea of how to make money!

But believe me I’m gonna come up with an idea!

I’m ready to go to bed, I’m tired in my head plus I have to shit.

I’m sure you didn’t want to know that but I’m going to tell you anyways.

I’m just ready to get paid.

I’m tired of being broke as fuck.

I’m tired of being horny as fuck.

I need to sell one of my trucks.

I’ve got to keep moving on no matter how hard life gets.

I’m not going to sit here and whine like a little bitch.

You may think I have a bad attitude but I don’t care.

I think bad news is in the air.

Or good news I really don’t know yet.

I hope I never get robbed or mugged.

I wish that every woman would give me a hug.