Trying to be funny.

I’m not ashamed I know i’m fat, you skinny girls are not all that. I can  ware a short skirt and my tight blue jeans , I look so hot, my man don’t let me be seen ,

I can eat three burgers, shakes and fries, they go straight  to my hips and thighs, it makes them jiggle when I walk. when I pass the boys,  they all stop in awe, cause this ole fat girls got it all.

When I go shopping in the mall, I hit the shops for the big and tall, I buy me some short shorts and some holter tops. when I move my stuff it goes hip. hip flop, all the boys got their eyes on me, cause I’m a big girl, easy to see.

Then my man takes me out to eat, I order two steaks, chicken and roast beef, my desert I’ll later eat, I need me something sweet to eat.

When we get home we want to make out, but we both can’t fit on the couch. He tries to put his arms around my waist, but they won’t reach, he says good bye. then kisses my cheek.

I guess being fat is how I’ll stay, I love to eat and eat all day. I like me just like I am, inch by inch, pound by pound.

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