Ever since I woke up this morning, I’ve been feeling pretty high. Maybe it was the three bottles of Coke I chugged down yesterday, maybe this ‘new feeling’ is a virus slowly curdling my blood. Whatever it is, I have to say I’ve got a problem.

I accidentally went shit standing up, because ‘I was too sleepy’. Poor bathroom floor, there’s like some miniscule dent in it now. =(

Besides that, I put my finger up my ass and then while waving it above my head and running around my home, I started screaming ‘Ambulance.’

I don’t know what’s happened, because I’ve been slapped twice by my mother for that (thank you mother) and am now trying to calm down by playing Hallowed be Thy Name on the keyboard for the last half hour.

That’s all for now, many more posts to come.

Thanks