The lazy, over-brushed Troglodyte back with some incisions at the Triond realm.

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Not me… He’s Hot With Charms

“Gobsmacked!”, “Enfiladed!” and more at being actually published for my personal growls at earning my dollar in the Triond realm I have my wind up.  What observes have I of tantalizing Triond.

Hot Users. That’s me fantasizing about the appearance of Triond’s Hottest users – did they get there for their stunning looks and gallivanting ways?  Some of the ladies in Triond are just gorgeous – but I can’t name any – for fear of being brash.

I want to be a HOT USER!   To attain this, and as a hairy Trog, I will have to:

  • Get My Hair Cut – Shaggy, Curly I am a hairy fellow on my head. I have a smooth Trog form however so I’ll get some suggestions about a look change from my fellow Triondites – any suggestions?
  • Be Charmed – Improve my approach. Charm does get you everywhere opening my world. I need an attitude adjustment; big time – no toilet jokes – then I will be HOT!
  • Stop Growling – Only nice, sweet words towards Triond. So what if I only got the dollar – I need to get on with it – with a big dose of charm around here.

I think I’ll just let my sweet mind run wild with pure imagination as to what constitutes, “Hot,” around this realm.

Nah, as  a Trog – I think I just need to write for it! Grrrrr.

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  • Kate Smedley on Apr 19, 2009

    Funny piece.

  • Joe Dorish on Apr 19, 2009

    Got on the hot content list like 2 years ago once and have no idea how.

  • clay hurtubise on Apr 19, 2009

    Grrr is right, and don’t forget those pics!
    Thanks,
    Clay

  • Holly J. Harrington on Apr 19, 2009

    chuckle chuckle. creative.

  • Ruby Hawk on Apr 19, 2009

    Yasuh thats a handsome dark haired man. And a hot user to boot. Way to go.

  • Adam Henry Sears on Apr 19, 2009

    Hah!! This was good and satirical. Looks like you’re having some fun with this idea. Good luck

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