The staggering Troglodyte, a few hours ahead of himself, wanders the streets of Kings Cross gormlessly looking for espresso whilst contemplating his next missal in Triond.

Zombie Walk @ Sitges on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

Downloads! It’s hard enough getting a latte around here without having to wait in a queue. Kind of reminds me of those slow old Socyberty pages. So slow…

Tempted is this uncouth Troglodyte to jam my Triond websites thru the W3C page validator! Haven’t as yet…after all I am a good hour behind in my schedule. I don’t need any slower a day.

Isn’t great having Twinky (?) on each page of Triond. She’s my gfriend – I’ve yet to dress her up. Could she be the cause of my claws jammin’ in the keyboard as I wait for my Newsflavour?

What the hell causes such slo’ downloads of websites published in Triond? “Get a faster computer, James.” Or, “It’s your operating system.” Or, “You have way too many icons on the desktop.” Alas.

What they don’t realize that like every Trog, I do hold ITC quallies.

Until the next time I’m behind you….Hoooowwwl.

Check what’s cooking in my Journal…

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  • C Jordan on Apr 19, 2009

    Good rant James.I have a fast broadband connection but can’t even open my own Socyberty articles somedays. As for Piccable – if it doesn’t drop the behind ads I will not bemaking any more visits, or contributions there!

  • Morgana on Apr 20, 2009

    Oh yesss, I hate that too. I also hate the damn security string errors.

  • Joe Dorish on Apr 20, 2009

    Agreed! Some stuff takes quite awhile to open. Seems to vary day by day.

  • revivor on Apr 20, 2009

    nice blog – probably need a quicker PC – I have a speedy little Dell and never have the problems mentioned here
    Hey ho – revivor

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