JOURNAL OF THE INVISIBLE GIRL #2

Have you ever noticed how boys can be complete idiots? My friend and I liked the same guy, but I told her she could have him. So I told this boy that if he wanted I could set him up with my friend. He said, “Only if you really want me to.”

What the hell was that? Of course I didn’t want him to! But I had to do this for my friend. My friend is way more important than some guy. Especially a really stupid one. There are so many reasons that he is a complete idiot, I can make a list.

REASONS WHY THE BOY WHO IS NOW DATING MY FRIEND IS A COMPLETE IDIOT

1. He doesn’t know I like him.
2. He said he’d go out with my friend if I really wanted him to. You should want to go out with her already! Not get my permission!
3. He thinks I like a kid named Tommy. Tommy is younger than me. I don’t like guys younger than me!
4. He believed me when I said I didn’t like him.
5. He keeps falling around everywhere like some stupid retard.

I really fucking hate this kid.