A few nostalgic and, occasionally, humorous views of things I did as a Marine. And before you ask, no, I did not include any combat stories.

Some years ago I wrote a series of stories for my kids so they could understand that their old man was not a hero, just a human. I’ve included, below, a few of the anecdotes that show my sillier side.

California – 1965

It’s amazing how just a few months can change your attitude and actions. Summer, 1964, I’m living my normal lifestyle, just having graduated high school and I and my friends spent most of the summer at the beach. I was a surfer in those days and we nearly lived at four or five different beaches. I don’t know why, but when the surf wasn’t up we could always find waves at San Onofre. The problem was that it was located on the Marine base. Civilians weren’t allowed to surf there and when we did the nasty old Marines would seize our boards, take them to the gate, and make us swim or walk to the gate to retrieve them.

Summer, 1965, I’ve finished boot camp, had my leave, and there are three weeks before ITR (Infantry Training Regiment) starts and they put me on mess duty. I’m assigned to the laundry room and don’t have all that much to do so I take a part-time job at the club. (I’m only making $93 a month in those days and, at the club, I get two or three dollars an hour and all the cokes I can drink.) The club has two locations, one in the main San Onofre camp and the other at the beach. Suddenly I find I’m one of those nasty old Marines working at the club in San Onofre and one of my duties is to … yep, seize the surfboards of all the civilians who try to surf on OUR beach. Did my past experiences make me more lenient? Hell no, I was one of the hardest-asses in the place and was quite proud that I seized more surfboards than anyone else in the club.

Vietnam – 1967

Our rear-area compound was surrounded by a wall about a foot thick and fifteen feet high. Eighty to a hundred meters long and about sixty meters wide, the inside was lined with single- and two-story buildings using the outer wall as part of their structure. We were told it was an old French villa built in the early twentieth century. Our mess hall was one of those inner buildings. About fifty feet long and thirty feet wide with an adjoining building at one end we used as a galley. The only reason I mention the mess hall is that Ho Chi Minh, in early 1966, supposedly boasted he would eat his new year’s feast in our mess hall. He didn’t do it, but did he really say that? Don’t know. That’s just what Hanoi Hannah said.

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  • Kaitlan on Aug 7, 2008

    OMG! I could write a paragraph commenting on each of your stories. I’ll settle for saying the surfing thing is the cutest, the orphanage the most memorable, and the Bulgarian thing as the scariest. Oh, what else went on in the kitchen?
    Please tell me your going to post more memories like this.

  • April on Aug 21, 2008

    I’m guessing that your comment about being a “young, horny, marine” had something to do with the fact that ther were a lot of sexual references in here. I agree with Kaitlan that I want to hear more.

  • Frankie on Aug 25, 2008

    You made a point of saying that there were no combat stories. Is that because you weren’t in combat, don’t want to talk about it, or have written about them somewhere else?

  • Richie on Sep 11, 2008

    Are you really sorry about the Army SNCO? I think you should have stressed the kid thing more. I was in the Grenada exercise and the kids were the ones who were scared the most. It took nothing for us to give them whatever we had. Not a lot, some chocolate, crackers, and cookies. But they loved it. Like you said, they hadn’t learned to hate us.

  • Len Maxwell on May 9, 2009

    Kaitlan: Nothing ever happened in the kitchen. After all, we were all gentlemen!
    Frankie: Yes, I was, but I don’t talk about it.
    Richie: No I’m not sorry. No need to say more about the kid thing. Anyone who reads this can take it anyway they want.
    Thanks, all, for your comments.

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