Yo dudes! To all who are reading this, this may be epic or lame. Considered yourself warned. I am not responsible for any spasms of delight to whom may be reading this.

    So. To the topic! (Dun Dun DUN!) As you all can see, the title is a phrase that is almost used everyday by almost everyone in the entire world. (Maybe… I don’t really know) OMG also known as Oh My God is used daily by the different types of people. They use them differently mind you. For example: the bitches go like this (I sincerely apologize if I offended anyone): Oh. My. Gaaaaaaaaaawd. Did you see that guy over there? He is like so cute. And… Blah blah blah etc. And normal people go like this: Oh my god! I totally forgot to do *insert something that you forgot to do here*! Shit! Shit! I am so DEAD! Aaaaaaah! (In the limited space that I call my brain/head, there are only two types of people) 

   See here. This is the part where it gets interesting. See, if God really does exist, isn’t he annoyed when people from all over the world like Malaysia, Japan, America, England, Germany, France (my Geography is not good forgive me) etc says Oh my God! all the time? Maybe sometimes He’ll listen in, or not. It may or may not depend on His mood, right or left? 

   In my head, the conversation goes like this:

   If God is in a good mood:

A: Oh my God. I forgot to bring what Mr. Boring told me to bring. Aah this is not good.

God: Mm mm… well it’s your own fault… so ha ha boo sucks to be you!

   or:

Bitch: Oh. Gawd. That guy over there, has, like, such a HOT ass, don’t you think?

God: No. I don’t see what’s so interesting about his butt. And I don’t think YOU think.

   See? Interesting right? 

   If He’s in a bad mood, well things might turn ugly:

B: *Insert sentence with the phrase Oh My God here*

God: Stop pestering me with your problems humans! *Thunder*

   You might even get hit by lightning. 

   You’ve finished reading this haven’t you? I guess you have. Yeah. Are you staring at this open-mouthed? Well, that’s just how awesome I am. =D But to the religious people out there, I don’t mean to offend you or anything, if this is offending to you in any way, you can yell at me all you want. But I won’t remove this.

FYI, I’m sober. And I just realized that this is lame.