It is certainly no secret that everyone at some point wishes to be made invisible from the outside world. To covertly walk the busy streets veiled by magic, to “check up” (or spy) on a love interest, or even to escape a circumstance of one kind or another – these are just a couple of purposes in which a cloaking devise can enhance your daily living. Before today you probably thought that invisibility was just a super-power that was made up of Hollywood magic and some good ol’ computer know-how. Well, before today you were absolutely right!

I have spent the past 27 years of my life researching and otherwise discovering the truths and falsehood to the art of invisibility from every corner of the world. From the blazing deserts of Egypt to the boggy bayous of Louisiana, then down to the dense, steamy jungles of the Amazon and back around to brave the untamed Australian Outback. In all that time I have met with many doctors, medicine men, shamans, witches, and a plethora of other spiritualists, and those who study – or live in – the realm of clairvoyant phenomenon.

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If anyone should wish to make himself/herself invisible, I have found that there is but one method of successfully doing so. In my travels, I have met with many doctors, medicine men, shamans, witches, and a plethora of other spiritualists from all around the world, in many cultures, within many religious circles, and many of which I am now honored to call friends. Throughout my 27-year study I have discovered, or re-discovered, a method for physiocrypsis or invisibility.

The very first thing one should do in order to be made invisible by any other pair of eyes is to write down in 100 words or less, on a non-bleached piece of parchment paper (butcher paper will suffice), the true reasons for wanting to become invisible to the world. But wait, that’s not all! One must first prepare a quill from a living red rooster – that is crowing at dawn – and to write the message using the blood from a laying hen (preferably from the same coop as the rooster).

Once your message has been recorded on the non-bleached paper, let dry. Once the lettering has dried fold three times in half. Using fresh lemon juice and a toothpick write Invisibility, in ancient runic text, on both sides of the folded paper.