Just random crap than runs through my head I have decided to let out.
Have you ever wondered, when you go to the store and get change of one dollar bills, about how many times that dollar might have been in a strippers butt? You will now.
Why do we park in a drive way and drive in a parkway?
Aren’t the classics fun? Are you feeling old when you actually realize that you feel comfortable with calling 70’s music “classic”.
Everyday I turn on my TV some new nut job has shot someone or burn a house down or something crazy. I got the answer. Legalize pot! I have never seen a pot head smoke an ounce and then want to go out and shoot all his classmates. The only thing that maybe in danger is the food in your kitchen.
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