Dear Diiary,

Today was the worst day of my life. I was eating a doughnut when Nancy had to take her baby into the change room. I agreed to hold her coffee and shopping bags. My doughnut was stuck in my mouth and while I was looking for a place to set the coffee and shopping bags down, I ran into THE DONALD.  Aaaggghh!

That was as low as one can get in feeling. You know I have had a crush on Donald forever. I just love his hair….mmmm….I can see running my fingers through it, feeling the soft, velvety Donald hair. When he scowls and put on the pouty look on the show when he just use those penetrating looks with the “You’re fired”, I think he is just the sexiest man alive. But his hair is what really turns me.

I went berserk on him a few years back because I just got so damn fed up he had never noticed me. I tried the low cut dress once, he just looked at the crumbs that fell on my dress. I tried the mini-skirt one time but I could not find him. That was the last time I take any advice from Paris. That’s the Hilton.

I had given up on ever hooking up with Donald when I saw his book “Think Big and Kick Ass”. I thought it was an indirect message to me, and perhaps there is a chance for Donald and me after all. But when I read the book, he keeps talking about Melania this, Melania that. She is so skinny like a stick. I bet he only married her to make her feel better.

And then today happened! With a doughnut in my mouth, shopping bags and coffee cup in my hands, messy hair and all, I have blown any chance of a Donald-Rosie thing. On top of that, I had no makeup as I was about to get a demo from the cosmetic lady. We did not talk but we had a moment. It was special for that brief second. I looked straight into his soul and I think he actually felt that connection too. I am not sure. I should talk to Paris to get an opinion.

When I walked away, I was sure that Donald and I would never be together in this life. But he did have that look for that brief second. Paris would know what to do.

*Absolute fiction

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