Helloooo again, This is Poncho…aka…Pocho…Schmo… Po…Popo… I am a Chiuhauha with a problem. My problem you ask is my younger larger stupido brother Pepe…aka…Pee. One day long long ago, there out of nowhere was a travel bag in one of the bathrooms. In this bag contained one very large overgrown Chiuhauha… yes it was Pepe. Being that he was new to the house my first thought was to go over to him and pee on him since that is what I usually do. I, after some very serious thinking, decided not too.

Thoughts were racing in my mind, ” Who is this large specimen, Why is he here, and What’s up with that tooth?”. I approached him slowly… keeping my survival instincts in mind ( thats a whole different story). As I approached slowly and cautiously he peeked his head out of the bag. I continued slowly and was right next to him when suddenly he came out of the bag and swiped his tail at me and poked me in the eye.

I was surprised but jumped at him while in batface mode ready to battle. We grappled for some time and then finally stopped. Pepe retreated to his bag, I retreated to my favorite vent for my tummy was a bit cold. As I laid on the vent, curled up in a ball of couse, I began to ponder once again. Who was that large specimen with the powerful tail, snaggletooth, bloodshot eyes, and shuffling feet? What were our fates? How could we co-exsist? I feel asleep…awakening to a new day.