Hello my dearest fans and haters. I’m writing this today because I feel that an explanation is in order. Don’t consider this an act of defense, I am actually quite offended. Offended that my readers still refuse to hear what needs to be said, and offended by the lack of intelligence that I see in the feedback that I receive. I’ve thought about this a bit and I can honestly say I was surprised at the animosity my articles created. I wasn’t prepared because I was under the impression that the audience I was targeting was open minded enough to take it. I was sadly mistaken. However, in my eyes, there is no such thing as bad publicity- which is why instead of ignoring all the negative feedback I’ve gotten, I’ve embraced it! I must have really hit a nerve with you if you can take the time to leave such hypocritical, biased comments. So thank you for giving me the opportunity to walk you through my reasoning and maybe when we are through you will have a deeper more meaningful understanding of why I am such a bitch, and how you have every right to judge me, but absolutely no right to degrade me and undermine my opinions.

I’ll start with my piece on diet pills. I don’t think I was wrong in telling people to quit being lazy and stop relying on miracle pills. I even gave them tips (that are proven to work) to help them succeed the healthy way!

note: I’d like to include a bit of information for one of my readers ( they seemed to think they were very clever when trying to claim that I had no analytical reasoning) … Adderall is not a weight loss pill, if that is how you choose to keep yourself “healthy” then I suggest therapy.

On to my next piece. I couldn’t believe it when someone asked me what right I had telling people how to raise their children. Well, I don’t think there is anything strange about a teenager giving parents tips on what their teenager is probably doing. They just didn’t want to hear it. But you’re right, a 45 year old father definitely knows more about the activities of a teenage girl than say, a teenage girl. Although I agree that not all teens are out parting on a Saturday night, you would be surprised at the number that do…and lie about it. Just the other night I went down to the basement to check on my boyfriends little brother ( I live with them) when I noticed two little girls sitting on the couch. At 14 and 15 years old, they had no reason to be at a 17 year old boys house at one o’clock in the morning late Saturday night. Now, I’ve met these girls before and I have developed a sort of older sister protectiveness over them. One of them even came to me when some boy that was partying in our basement took advantage of her, and she wanted my help getting birth control! Where was her mother then? It made me laugh when I heard the two of them arguing excuses a little while later….