• I hope Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens. Really.

• I listen to Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros now.

• Taco Bell is still disgusting.

• Women should learn to pick up the burning coals off the floor, if they want equal rights.

• The Dodo’s still exist.

• I keep watching the earthquake in Japan footage and keep thinking of the REM song “It’s the end of the world.”

• My mutilated finger looks slightly less mutilated.

http://www.picable.com/People/Activities/Dance/My-Finger-Got-Mutilated-by-a-Broken-Bottle.2188311

• I have been smoking Pall Mall cigarettes, instead of my regular brand of Export A Blue.

• I watch more WWE than TNA, The Rock’s fault. John Cena helps. Who is the real People’s Champion?

• I support McDonald’s, Nike, Marvel Comics, Disney, Converse, Old Spice, George Foreman Grills, Nintendo and Xbox.

• Nobody knows and nobody cares.