Mother told me a joke and then we talked about it and sorta modernized it in a redneck way.
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Three Wishes
Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White found an old bottle. After rubbing it in hopes that it could be an old bottle of beer a genie appeared.
Since all three had rubbed the genie gave each one wish. Bill went first. He knew exactly what would be perfect for the three of them. He wished for a nice house on a big lake. Poof, all three and the genie were now sitting on the porch of that house looking out at one of the most beautiful lakes imaginable.
Larry then spoke up saying this was great, but it still needed something. He then wished for the best fishing boat ever with all the best fishing gear on board. Poof, the three of them are now sitting in the middle of the lake on the best fishing boat ever.
Ron then said that this was almost perfect. It just needed one more thing and he made his wish. He wished that the lake would turn into the best beer in the world. Poof, the lake water turned to beer.
Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy immediately gave Ron a most disgusting look. Bill said, “Now you’ve gone and done it!”
“Where are we gonna pee now?” Larry groaned.
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