OK so I play volleyball and I like rock which is where this first part comes from.

Anyway. I was at a volleyball match that my team was playing in, i was on the sidelines. But I had told some friends that I would go to a Boston Concert with them. Since i Had to be at the volleyball game, somehow we had gotten the Boston concert moved to the gym where we were playing so i was watching my team play and the concert at the same time, which was really hard. Anyway so then it changes and the people that were at the concert and I were at a golf course around the green watching some guys putt. Well the people that were at the concert got mad that the concert wasn’t there anymore and started to yell at people. Meanwhile I was eating a burger and watching the people putt. Well the enormously obese dude starts watching me eat the burger and starts to Hit on me and my burger. So I decide to taunt him by making fun of his gayness for my burger, eating it in a way i thought would turn him on. it was at about this time that the riotous concert goers decided to start shooting arrows at the green in outrage. Anyway my taunting worked too well and the fat guy started to follow me, he totally missed my insult. Well i kept trying to get him to stop following and hitting on me and my burger but he wouldn’t so i confronted him, tackled him, and beat the shit out of him. I punched him in the face, chest , and kicked him in the sides until he was crying at how mean I was. Then i discussed it with my friend who had been at the concert and we decided it was morally defensible. Then i woke up.