Guard duty was not one of my strong points.

I began my sojourn with the U.S. Navy at the age of 17 while still a junior in high school.  The military draft was still in effect and I very much did not wish to become a foot soldier and several of my older friends were reservists.  The recruiter’s office was on the second floor of the post office in the county seat and the tag line of his radio public service announcement rang in my ears:  “When the flag is out, the Chief is in.”  I skipped school one day.  The flag was out and I went in.

It wasn’t long before I received three sets of dress whites, two sets of dress blues, a set of dungarees (which I never wore during my entire tour), a raincoat, peacoat, flat hat, three white hats, neckerchief, belt, socks, underwear and shoes.  It was like going to Sears but not needing any money.  My service began the following weekend at NAS Columbus, Ohio.  Reservists in the Navy serve one weekend a month and two weeks during the summer.  My duties mostly included staying out of the way of the permanent station keepers at the base.

Following graduation I, like most other kids eager to leave the farm, went to work at the casket factory in the next town.  Come the middle of January I was wet sanding a metal coffin in an unheated room and the sander’s water line froze solid.  I quit and went on active duty the next day.

I boarded a train for the Philadelphia Receiving Station where I received some dental care, turned my head and coughed (ex-servicemen will understand) and underwent a shortarm inspection.  I applied for and got orders to Class A Yeoman School in Bainbridge, Maryland.  By this time I had attained the rating of E-3 Seaman/Yeoman-striker.  Seven weeks later I was eligible to take the exam for Petty Officer Third Class which I passed making me a non-commissioned officer and allowing me to avoid the dreaded boot camp ordeal.  That also meant I didn’t know squat about the Navy.  I had read the Blue Jacket’s Manual and the Uniform Code Of Military Justice but that’s it.  I didn’t know a square knot from a poop deck.

After serving 14 months at Cecil Field Naval Air Station near Jacksonville, Florida, I received orders for sea duty aboard the USS Glacier AGB4, then in dry dock at the Boston Naval Shipyards.  Whoopee.  She was scheduled to leave in five months for a 10-month stay at McMurdo Sound in Antarctica.  I was not looking forward to that. 

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  • Teves on Oct 21, 2009

    Very nice information…

  • Yovita Siswati on Oct 21, 2009

    nice experience to share!

  • chitragopi on Oct 21, 2009

    Interesting experience and humorous narration.

  • ashan1614 on Oct 21, 2009

    Funny story! My husband is ex-Navy and my daughter is currently enlisted. I was okay with her decision for a lot of the reasons you gave for not going into the army. With all that’s going on in Iraq and Afghanistan, the fact that you can’t take an aircraft carrier into the desert gives me some relief.

  • nadinesimone on Oct 21, 2009

    Are you not using a little reverse psychology on the reader. You have to know a little more than you let on, just to convince others you know nothing!

    Once again, you never fail to entertain!

    Nadine

  • Lady Sunshine on Oct 21, 2009

    You really need to publish a book, Ken. You have such an interesting life!!

  • lillyrose on Oct 21, 2009

    Lovely write cheeky and I do agree with Lady, you have so many wonderful experiences to share!! and I think you would have looked great in the dungarees:-)

  • Tanya Wallace on Oct 21, 2009

    Absolutely loved it!Brilliant write Ken!! It was interesting humorous and well written keeping my eyes peeled! The humor was my favorite especially when talking about boot camp and the semi automatic.I wish you would write more like this letting us all take a peek into your life!As they say write about what you know! More! I demand more! lol

  • Aleena on Oct 21, 2009

    This was a really interesting read! I’m not sure why you told the captain about not knowing how to use a gun though :P

  • Lostash on Oct 21, 2009

    I love to read your stuff Ken! And this was no exception! Attention on deck!!

  • Shamanz on Oct 22, 2009

    Fab article. Hell of a story you have here and the last two lines just left me laughing.

    Good job!

  • wonder on Oct 22, 2009

    Cool and unpretentious, the story shouldn’t end.

  • Jane Jane on Oct 22, 2009

    Interesting story ken. I enjoy your works as always and enjoys your comments on mine.

  • VickyC on Oct 22, 2009

    I agree with the other commenters.. You should definitely write a book!

  • PR Mace on Oct 22, 2009

    The rest of the story. You should try to put all this into a book. I would read it. Good job, Ken. Did you miss me while I was gone?

  • deep blue on Oct 23, 2009

    Nice one Ken. Must have been hard to get seasick in the Antarctic.

  • Daisy Peasblossom on Oct 24, 2009

    Great humor! I’ve not had time to read much lately, so I am glad to find a new Ken story.

  • Papa Sparks on Oct 25, 2009

    Fabulous write up. I also joined the military, in my case the Air Force when I was a senior and left for basic six days after I graduated from high school.

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