Hello people, hope today has found you healthy an happy. Now lets see if we can find us a letter. Okay, here we go. This is from “confused in Seattle”

              Dear Courtney,

                      Next week I will be 37 and I have’nt had a boyfriend in 4 years. I have’nt done ANYTHING in 4 years. What is wrong with me and what should I do?

                                                                                 Confused

              Dear Confused,

                      First off, having a boyfriend isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, girl live for yourself. As for the not doing ANYTHING in 4 years, are you crazy? Let me let you in on a secret every lady should know, it’s time to get a date with Bob(BATTERY.OPERATED.BOYFREIND), every lady needs one and he can be so much better than the real thing. HE DOSEN”T TALK, HE’ ALWAYS READY, AND HE LEAVES WHEN YOU PUT HIM UP.

Hope you enjoyed todays installment, check back tomorrow when we talk to THE INLAWS GOTTA GO.