Dear asshole,

I would like to thank you for treating me like shit for two years because now I know the type of person I never want to have in my life. I know exactly what I will never let happen to me again, and the exact qualities a person who doesn’t care about anything or anyone but themselves posseses. I now know how I am supposed to be treated because I have learned the words a guy should never say to me, I know the looks he should never give me, and the ignorance and disrespect he should never show. I now know that the person who will be meant for me is the EXACT opposite of the person you are and will always be.

So thanks for that! and just so you know, I am with someone who is the EXACT opposite of you.