“Hello! Anyone here?” Angel yelled through the door that was slightly ajar. She had a creepy feeling crawl up her neck. She was about to go through the door when it was swung open sharply by one of the most drop-dead good looking men she had ever seen, and she had seen a few in her time.

“Can I help you?” Mr Good looking asked with a sinister smile.

“Depends are you the moron that lives here?” Angel asked trying to rain in her temper.

“I sure am,” he raised a pierced eyebrow.

“So you are the jerk who threw this over the balcony?” she held up the awful half-rotten steak, which is just a small part of what had been biffed over the balcony and into her yard. They lived in a huge apartment complex that had masses of land attached, which was for the were’s to go animal in.

“Yeah I did, I saw a bear the other day and thought it might like some meat,” he said this really slowly as if she was stupid. She ground her teeth to try to stop herself from going bear and eating this idiot.

“So you decided it needed half rotten meat?” she growled starting to get angrier.

“Well I couldn’t eat it, it would make me sick,” he gave her a duh look.

“Oh and it wouldn’t make m… the bear sick?” she asked sarcastically, quickly changing what she was going to say.

“Na, it’s an animal they eat rotten meat all the time,” he said in that same slow way that was grating on her nerves.

“Dude, rotten meat is toxic to anyone. Don’t go throwing your dead shit over the balcony again otherwise I will feed you to the blasted bear myself,” she growled in his face. Then turned away and started towards the stairs as quickly as she could. If she didn’t get away from this idiotic human male soon, she would do as she threatened and eat him.

As she stomped away she muttered to herself verbally about how some people should take the course ‘Elemental Realm for Idiots’. Giving rotten meat to animals! Should let the bear eat him… her muttering faded as she went down the stairs.

As he watched the female go his sinister smile returned, only to disappear as he realised the weird female with a problem had left the disgusting meat at his door stoop. ‘How had she done that without him noticing?’

He went to the kitchen and grabbed the tongs that he had used earlier and picked up the offending item fumbled his ice box opened dumped it in there and slammed the lid shut. Then without another thought he went back to his microscope…