If he is with another girl then you know you need to get him back asap.

Hey ladies and gents,

I know you might have lost your man/women and it hurts. Well listen up here now. Are you tired of getting your heart broken from all these aholes.

I had my heart broken and I have been a heart breaker. And yeah it sucks but it happens, and not everyone can help that at all. I want you all to be happy and have a good relationship. I have wanted relationships back. And also my exes wanted them back. Long distance works but doesn’t at the same time. I have had 2 long distance relationships and they have worked but later on down the road they fail just a little. Some of you know me and some of you don’t. When I’m in a relationship I try to make things work but the other wont even care.

When you want them back, you fight to the death with his/her boyfriend/girlfriend, until they give up cause then he/she will be available to  you (even if he/she is still with her/him don’t let that stop you).

If you have a nasty wardrobe then hunny that’s why they dumped you. Go to abercrombie or someplace like that and spend some money hunny. Maybe 5 thousand bucks will get you through for about a couple months. You might also like aeropostal, American eagle, and so on.

Well I would love to give you more tips but I cant tell you the things that make guys go crazy for me. Anyway thank you for reading.

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  • George W Whitehead on Jun 17, 2009

    Fun article.

  • kate on Jun 19, 2009

    I am wearing sweatpants and my bf’s t-shirt. He is sacked out because he worked about 80 hours this week. HE HATES ABERCROMBIE, and if some guy is going to dump you because you have a nasty wardrobe..then that person is not worth it.

    This is a funny article.

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