Dear Emily, its been a long since I wrote to you. I loved you a lot once but not now. My love for you has picked up a train and went for a world tour. I will let you know when it comes back. And now, i got a new girl friend Victoria. She is not like my ex-girl Elizabeth whom you beaten last time. She is a wrestling champion. And so dont mess with her. Now i am not drinking, not smoking, not taking drugs because i am happy without you. You did not allowed me in bed. So, I am going to apply for divorce. If the judge ask me the reason, I will explain him the day you hit me with the broom stick. The day you beat me with your shoes. You treated me as a dog. Even your pet dog ate hamburger. And I was just eating bread. So, I have decided to leave this home. Better I dont want to see you again. Good bye.